Nuts Quotes

624 quotes by 508 authors

Our baboon was going completely sky goddess - which is to say, nuts. — Rick Riordan
You have some severe mental problem I need to be aware of, donâ€™t you? (Shahara) Just because I eat babies for breakfast and pick my… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
Yeah, well, if ifs and buts were candy and nuts, then weâ€™d never go hungry. (Syn) — Sherrilyn Kenyon
I racked my brain trying to remember the names of all of Nutâ€™s five children. Bit difficult without my brother, the human Wikipedia, around to… — Rick Riordan
Me," Artemis blurted. "I'm the nut." Artemis could have sworn the squid winked at him before bringing the five-ton chunk of spacecraft swinging down toward… — Eoin Colfer
So you guys fought some Daimons, huh? Wish I could. Wulf goes nuts if I even pick up a butter knife. (Chris) — Sherrilyn Kenyon
Not if we blow it up," Gale says brusquely. His intent, his full intent, becomes clear. Gale has no interest in preserving the lives of… — Suzanne Collins
I like my nuts," Mooner said. "I don't want them cut off. I'd be, like, nutless then. — Janet Evanovich
You can get far in North America with laconic grunts. "Huh," "hun," and "hi!" in their various modulations, together with "sure," "guess so," "that so?"… — Ian Fleming
Hickory dickory dock my daddyâ€™s nuts from shell shock. Humpty dumpty thought he was wise till gas came along and burned out his eyes. A… — Dalton Trumbo
But she's a nut, and nuts win. — Saul Bellow
Christmas: the one time of year when you canâ€™t avoid the nuts in your family muesli. — Charles Stross
What, are you totally psycho?" I shouted. "Maybe I am!" he screamed back at me. "Maybe that's just what I am. Maybe I'm that quiet… — Neal Shusterman
People can snap. People have a limit. And some people are just plain nuts. — Ilona Andrews
Girls like you want to cut guy's nuts off and hang 'em from your rearview mirror. — Simone Elkeles
Relationships are mysterious. We doubt the positive qualities in others, seldom the negative. You will say to your partner: do you really love me? Are… — Christopher Pike
Jesus Christ knew he was God. So wake up and find out eventually who you really are. In our culture, of course, theyâ€™ll say youâ€™re… — Alan Watts
Great. Now I have to go back and tell Haymitch I want an eighty-year-old and Nuts and Volts for my allies. He'll love that. — Suzanne Collins
People who're nuts never doubt their own sanity. (The Killer's Cousin) — Nancy Werlin
Some things we need to talk about, but not here. I'll see you later, darling." "No you won't, nut muffin! — Jeaniene Frost

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