Nuts Quotes

624 quotes by 522 authors

Lady, I was gonna cut you some slack, 'cause you're a major mythological figure...but now you've just gone nuts! — Mike Mignola
Under the spreading chestnut tree I sold you and you sold me: There lie they, and here lie we Under the spreading chestnut tree. — George Orwell
April is the cruelest month, T.S. Eliot wrote, by which I think he meant (among other things) that springtime makes people crazy. We expect too… — Barbara Kingsolver
... you're nuts but you're welcome here. — Steve Martin
The night was full of horrors, and he thought he knew how Christ must have felt as he walked through the world, like a psychiatrist… — Joseph Heller
It's a lot like nuts and bolts - if the rider's nuts, the horse bolts! — Nicholas Evans
Grover was sniffing the wind, looking nervous. He fished out his acorns and threw them into the sand, then played his pipes. They rearranged themselves… — Rick Riordan
There is a tragic flaw in our precious constitution, and I don't know what can be done to fix it. This is it: Only nut… — Kurt Vonnegut
The problem with being nuts, she thought, is that you don't always feel as if you're nuts. Sometimes, in fact, you feel perfectly sane, and… — Christopher Moore
All true histories contain instruction; though, in some, the treasure may be hard to find, and when found, so trivial in quantity, that the dry,… — Anne Bronte
Jamie, you know, you could go clear around the world and still come home wondering if the tuna fish sandwiches at Chock Full O'Nuts still… — E L Konigsburg
Boys are just boys after all, but sometimes girls really seem to be the turn of a pale wrist, or the sudden jut of a… — Zadie Smith
Belane, are you nuts?" Who knows? Insanity is comparative. Who sets the norm? — Charles Bukowski
Palestinian and Israeli leaders finally recover the Road Map to Peace, only to discover that, while they were looking for it, the Lug Nuts of… — Dave Barry
Boys who spent their weekends making banana nut muffins did not, as a rule, excel in the art of hand-to-hand combat. — David Sedaris
Wrangler butts drive me nuts. — Cindy Gerard
Unoka went into an inner room and soon returned with a small wooden disc containing a kola nut, some alligator pepper and a lump of… — Chinua Achebe
He stopped to rest at a cart selling nuts and candy, bought himself some Jelly Belly's, flirted just enought with the Mexican cutie working there… — Susan Elizabeth Phillips
WHAT ARE YOU, NUTS? THE MAN'S A VAMPIRE! Yeah, but he's a really, REALLY sexy one. — Sherrilyn Kenyon
Anything will give up its secrets if you love it enough. Not only have I found that when I talk to the little flower or… — George Washington Carver

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