Nuts Quotes

624 quotes by 522 authors

A guy needs somebodyâ€•to be near him. A guy goes nuts if he ain't got nobody. Don't make no difference who the guy is, long's… — John Steinbeck
America, to me, should be shouting all the time, a bunch of shouting voices, most of them wrong, some of them nuts, but please, not… — George Saunders
I really believe, or want to believe, really I am nuts, otherwise I'll never be sane. — Allen Ginsberg
Just to make sure the odd humanoid aberration doesn't get away, always pin it through the nuts. — Ilona Andrews
It's not in the mainstream media yet, but the biggest jump in skin cancer has occurred since the advent of sunscreens. That kind of thing… — George Carlin
And people who donâ€™t dream, who donâ€™t have any kind of imaginative life, they mustâ€¦ they must go nuts. I canâ€™t imagine that. — Stephen King
If you spend all your time arguing with people who are nuts, you'll be exhausted and the nuts will still be nuts. — Scott Adams
Be awesome! Be a book nut! — Dr. Seuss
Babe, you've destroyed a car, burned down two buildings, stapled a guy's nuts, and you have sixteen stitches in your leg. Take a night off.… — Janet Evanovich
Idiot people like Angel Delaporte who look for a supernatural reason for ordinary events, those people drive Misty nuts. — Chuck Palahniuk
Thatâ€™s us,â€ he said. â€œThose five nuts right there.â€ Which one is me?â€ I asked. The little deformed one,â€ Zoe suggested. Oh, shut up. — Rick Riordan
The cucumber and the tomato are both fruit; the avocado is a nut. To assist with the dietary requirements of vegetarians, on the first Tuesday… — Jasper Fforde
The Destiny of Man is to unite, not to divide. If you keep on dividing you end up as a collection of monkeys throwing nuts… — T.H. White
I'm pretty sure that if you looked up the word "nuts" in the dictionary, you'll find my picture. Just another fun feature of my mutant-birdkid-freak… — James Patterson
Eternity with Artemis?" He heaved a big sigh. Thalia rolled her eyes. "You satyrs. You're all in love with Artemis. Don't you get that she'll… — Rick Riordan
If by 'miracle kids' you mean innocent test-tube babies whose DNA was forcibly unraveled and merged with two percent avian genes, yeah, I guess that… — James Patterson
Maybe, he said hesitantly, maybe there is a beast. The assembly cried out savagely and Ralph stood up in amazement. You, Simon? You believe in… — William Golding
But for the last couple of weeks Iâ€™ve had this bizarre sensation that something is watching me. (Simone) You mean someONE, right? (Tate) I know… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
I would kiss you anyway, but I have a feeling that if I triedâ€“ (Rafael) Iâ€™d kick you in the nuts and tear your ear… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
Nut shrugged. "Set had always been Set, for better or worse. But he is still part of our family. It is difficult to lose any… — Rick Riordan

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