Nuts Quotes

624 quotes by 522 authors

If I was the type of person who had tennis, tennis, tennis all the time and I went to bed and ended up dreaming about… — Marat Safin
I have lots of favorites movies. I say this only because it's a favorite movie because it's a sport I love. I'm a huge baseball… — Rick Santorum
Inconsiderate, rude behavior drives me nuts. And I guess the inconsiderate rudeness of social ineptitude definitely fuels my work. — Cindy Sherman
I'm nuts and I know it. But so long as I make 'em laugh, they ain't going to lock me up. — Red Skelton
I don't think Michael Bloomberg would say that his greatest skill is delivering the speech. He would say he's more of a nuts-and-bolts mayor-picking up… — Eliot Spitzer
Must is a hard nut to crack, but it has a sweet kernel. — Charles Spurgeon
I've seen a look in dogs' eyes, a quickly vanishing look of amazed contempt, and I am convinced that basically dogs think humans are nuts. — John Steinbeck
The only thing I fear more than change is no change. The business of being static makes me nuts. — Twyla Tharp
Desperation is the perfume of the young actor. It's so satisfying to have gotten rid of it. If you keep smelling it, it can drive… — Uma Thurman
Now about those ghosts. I'm sure they're here and I'm not half so alarmed at meeting up with any of them as I am at… — Bess Truman
I think the average person thinks I'm a nut and I deserve whatever happens to me. — Mike Tyson
I'm a nut case, but that is what I believe. — Mike Tyson
I tend to eat things in fours. I'll eat four nuts, four grapes, four chips at a time. I don't know why. It's not really… — Jimmy Wales
The entertainment industry is pretty nuts, and having had that experience outside of it and going to university has really made a big difference. It's… — Emma Watson
I hate television. I hate it as much as peanuts. But I can't stop eating peanuts. — Orson Welles
I know the look of an apple that is roasting and sizzling on the hearth on a winter's evening, and I know the comfort that… — Mark Twain
That's right," said Eeyore. "Sing. Umty-tiddly, umty-too. Here we go gathering Nuts and May. Enjoy yourself." "I am," said Pooh. — A A Milne
Birds are the last of the dinosaurs. Tiny velociraptors with wings. Devouring defenseless wiggly things and, and nuts, and fish, and, and other birds. They… — Neil Gaiman
If there was a god, I'd still have both nuts. — Lance Armstrong
There is more simplicity in the man who eats caviar on impulse than in the man who eats Grape-Nuts on principle. — Gilbert K. Chesterton

Who Wrote These Nuts Quotes

522 authors contributed a total of 624 Nuts Quotes, led by these top contributors: