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This Vladimir Brusiloff to whom I have referred was the famous Russian novelist. . . . Vladimir specialized in gray studies of hopeless misery, where…

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Golf, like the measles, should be caught young, for, if postponed to riper years, the results may be serious.
"After all, golf is only a game", said Millicent. Women say these things without thinking. It does not mean that there is…
Golf acts as a corrective against sinful pride. I attribute the insane arrogance of the later Roman Emperors almost entirely to the…
Confidence, of course is an admirable asset to a golfer, but it should be an unspoken confidence. It is perilous to put…
The test of a great golfer is his ability to recover from a bad start.
I wonder what Tommy Morris would have had to say to all this number 6-iron, number 12-iron, number 28-iron stuff. He probably…
Golf is the Great Mystery. Like some capricous goddess, it bestows its favours with what would appear an almost fat-headed lack of…
Men capable of governing empires fail to control a small white ball, which presents no difficulties whetever to others with one ounce…
Many bad golfers marry, feeling that a wife's loving solicitude may improve their game. But they are rugged, thick-skinned men, not sensitive…
Alcohol is a misunderstood vitamin.
Skiing consists of wearing $3,000 worth of clothes and equipment and driving 200 miles in the snow in order to stand around…
Flowers are happy things.

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For a moment, nothing happened. Then, after a second or so, nothing continued to happen. — Douglas Adams
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I tried to think but nothing happened! — Curly Howard
The Ego ages... the Soul evolves... and to the Awareness, nothing happened! — Ram Dass
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The best thing that ever happened to me is that nothing happened in writing. I ended up working for engineering companies, and… — George Saunders
I got behind that pencil and nothing happened for many years, but since they put me in the Songwriters Hall of Fame,… — Otis Blackwell
When I was three, I fell and I got Bell's palsy in my face. My mom said the first day she called… — Roseanne Barr
The worst thing to happen at the Oscars would be if nothing happened. You want something unscripted, something to riff on, something… — Seth MacFarlane
This is why I shall not tell you in this story about all the days when nothing happened. You will not catch… — E. Nesbit
This Vladimir Brusiloff to whom I have referred was the famous Russian novelist. . . . Vladimir specialized in gray studies of… — P.G. Wodehouse

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