Nothing Happened Quotes

62 quotes by 55 authors

For a moment, nothing happened. Then, after a second or so, nothing continued to happen. — Douglas Adams
Last time I tried to make love to my wife nothing happened, so I said to her, 'What's the matter, you can't think of anybody… — Rodney Dangerfield
I know if I missed a day and nothing happened, then it would be much easier to miss another day. Pretty soon I wouldnâ€™t have… — Chris Guillebeau
I tried to think but nothing happened! — Curly Howard
The Ego ages... the Soul evolves... and to the Awareness, nothing happened! — Ram Dass
Seeing how those companies operate, it didn't amount to a massive vote of confidence in their artists. There was talk of me going to Columbia… — Madeleine Peyroux
The best thing that ever happened to me is that nothing happened in writing. I ended up working for engineering companies, and that's where I… — George Saunders
I got behind that pencil and nothing happened for many years, but since they put me in the Songwriters Hall of Fame, I've turned around.… — Otis Blackwell
When I was three, I fell and I got Bell's palsy in my face. My mom said the first day she called the rabbi, and… — Roseanne Barr
The worst thing to happen at the Oscars would be if nothing happened. You want something unscripted, something to riff on, something kinda out there. — Seth MacFarlane
This is why I shall not tell you in this story about all the days when nothing happened. You will not catch me saying, 'thus… — E. Nesbit
This Vladimir Brusiloff to whom I have referred was the famous Russian novelist. . . . Vladimir specialized in gray studies of hopeless misery, where… — P.G. Wodehouse
He knew something was going to happen and his entire system was waiting on it. He thought it was going to be one of the… — Flannery O'Connor
You go to work the next day pretending nothing happened. Your co-workers ask if everything's okay and you tell them you're just tired. And you're… — Richard Siken
The earth was warm under me, and warm as I crumbled it through my fingers...I kept as still as I could. Nothing happened. I did… — Willa Cather
Nothing happened, and nothing kept happening. — Chuck Palahniuk
Nothing happened. And everything did. Your whole life you can be told something is wrong and so you believe it. Why should you question it?… — Francesca Lia Block
Then after a long time Annie wasnâ€™t a little girl anymore. She was a big girl and I was so much in love with her… — Robert Penn Warren
Purple light passed over the paper, but nothing happened. "Next!" Amy said. She was sure the man in black was going to burst in on… — Rick Riordan
Nothing happened today. And if anything did, Iâ€™d rather not talk about it, because I didnâ€™t understand it. — Roberto Bolano

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