Nothing Happened Quotes
62 quotes by 55 authors
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For a moment, nothing happened. Then, after a second or so, nothing continued to happen.
— Douglas Adams
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Last time I tried to make love to my wife nothing happened, so I said to her, 'What's the matter, you can't think of anybody…
— Rodney Dangerfield
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I know if I missed a day and nothing happened, then it would be much easier to miss another day. Pretty soon I wouldn’t have…
— Chris Guillebeau
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I tried to think but nothing happened!
— Curly Howard
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The Ego ages... the Soul evolves... and to the Awareness, nothing happened!
— Ram Dass
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Seeing how those companies operate, it didn't amount to a massive vote of confidence in their artists. There was talk of me going to Columbia…
— Madeleine Peyroux
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The best thing that ever happened to me is that nothing happened in writing. I ended up working for engineering companies, and that's where I…
— George Saunders
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I got behind that pencil and nothing happened for many years, but since they put me in the Songwriters Hall of Fame, I've turned around.…
— Otis Blackwell
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When I was three, I fell and I got Bell's palsy in my face. My mom said the first day she called the rabbi, and…
— Roseanne Barr
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The worst thing to happen at the Oscars would be if nothing happened. You want something unscripted, something to riff on, something kinda out there.
— Seth MacFarlane
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This is why I shall not tell you in this story about all the days when nothing happened. You will not catch me saying, 'thus…
— E. Nesbit
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This Vladimir Brusiloff to whom I have referred was the famous Russian novelist. . . . Vladimir specialized in gray studies of hopeless misery, where…
— P.G. Wodehouse
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He knew something was going to happen and his entire system was waiting on it. He thought it was going to be one of the…
— Flannery O'Connor
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You go to work the next day pretending nothing happened. Your co-workers ask if everything's okay and you tell them you're just tired. And you're…
— Richard Siken
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The earth was warm under me, and warm as I crumbled it through my fingers...I kept as still as I could. Nothing happened. I did…
— Willa Cather
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Nothing happened, and nothing kept happening.
— Chuck Palahniuk
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Nothing happened. And everything did. Your whole life you can be told something is wrong and so you believe it. Why should you question it?…
— Francesca Lia Block
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Then after a long time Annie wasn’t a little girl anymore. She was a big girl and I was so much in love with her…
— Robert Penn Warren
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Purple light passed over the paper, but nothing happened. "Next!" Amy said. She was sure the man in black was going to burst in on…
— Rick Riordan
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Nothing happened today. And if anything did, I’d rather not talk about it, because I didn’t understand it.
— Roberto Bolano
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