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The budget is like a mythical bean bag. Congress votes mythical beans into it, then reaches in and tries to pull real…
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The taxpayers are sending congressmen on expensive trips abroad. It might be worth it except they keep coming back
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So the question rises: How much liberty can you get away with? Well, you get no more liberty than you give!
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No man can be condemned for owning a dog. As long as he has a dog, he has a friend; and the…
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A fool and his money are soon elected.
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She was so ugly she could make a mule back away from an oat bin.
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Every time we have an election, we get in worse men and the country keeps right on going. Times have proven only…
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I traveled a good deal all over the world, and I got along pretty good in all these foreign countries, for I…
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There isn't any finer folks living than a Republican that votes the Democratic ticket.
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The Republicans have their splits right after election and Democrats have theirs just before an election.
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Communism is like prohibition, it is a good idea, but it won't work.
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Coolidge is a better example of evolution than either Bryan or Darrow, for he knows when not to talk, which is the…
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There is nothing funny about Halloween. This sarcastic festival reflects, rather, an infernal demand for revenge by children on the adult world.
— Jean Baudrillard
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I've been looking at that in myself lately. Often, joking for me is a way of diffusing the awkwardness of a situation,…
— Emma Stone
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You see, in Washington they have these bodies, Senate and the House of Representatives. That is for the convenience of the visitors.…
— Will Rogers
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There is nothing funny about a well-adjusted, intelligent person making the right choices.
— Tim Heidecker
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If it's inappropriate to write about, if there's nothing funny about it, then it's not funny.
— Calvin Trillin
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A cold blast hit him and he laughed at the sting as he stepped outside, surveyed the night sky, and drank deeply.…
— J R Ward
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One lie about God which we have heard said on T.V. is when someone says God made a mistake. We must not…
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'Lucky' is for laughs, and there's really nothing funny that I'm doing on 'Dexter.' I think more than anything, both comment on…
— Colin Hanks
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