Nose Quotes

1048 Nose quotes by 785 unique authors

A traveller should have a hog's nose, a deer's legs, and an ass's back. — Benjamin Franklin
Fight one more round. When your arms are so tired that you can hardly lift your hands to come on guard, fight one more round.… — James J. Corbett
Those who in quarrels interpose, must often wipe a bloody nose. — Benjamin Franklin
It is the familiar that usually eludes us in life. What is before our nose is what we see last. — William Barrett
If you ever reach total enlightenment while drinking beer, I bet it makes beer shoot out your nose. — Jack Handey
It matters whether women sit at the table. No one speaks up for you when you are standing outside with your nose pressed up against… — Gayle Tzemach Lemmon
Smelling a crayon takes you right back to childhood. When I need to go back in time, I put it under my nose and take… — Randy Pausch
If not music, I think it would be pretty cool to be an ear, nose and throat doctor. — David Archuleta
I guess I look so straight and normal, nobody expects me to pick my nose and fall. — Chevy Chase
If the first bite is with the eye and the second with the nose, some people will never take that third, actual bite if the… — Yotam Ottolenghi
It is a medical fact that children can have a better chance in life with better looks, better health and more vigor if the teeth,… — George Eastman
I love the smell of frying liver. It kind of releases a sweetness into the air, and it kind of prickles your nose, and it… — April Bloomfield
Why is there such vanity about hair? I make a point to bathe. I worry about boogers in my nose, and I ask the makeup… — Anthony Edwards
America, ever the narcissistic mother, prefers baby bumps to children and expectant mothers to full-fledged bum-and-nose-wiping ones. — Koren Zailckas
Kneeling on the sea bottom in a place known as Tiger Beach, I watched a 12-foot- long female tiger shark cruise over the turtle grass… — Brian Skerry
My eyes are different sizes, my nose is too broad at the bridge and squishes up when I laugh, and my lips are sorta funny… — Unknown Author
I can play the harmonica with my nose. — Chord Overstreet
Muftis and bishops should be like ripe camembert cheeses - a bit on the nose and not for the faint-hearted, but memorable! — Michael Leunig
If the nose has become a deeply disillusioned and grief-stricken organ in the modern world, then what of the ear? The poor little ear -… — Michael Leunig
I was 65 in May, and when I have just shaved, I see my father. I realise that I now have the same facial idiosyncrasies… — Rick Wakeman
I benefit from the Mr. Potato Head syndrome. Put a wig and a nose and glasses on me, and I disappear. — Phil Hartman
Once, every woman owned a small mirrored compact, and it was considered normal - sophisticated even - to flip it open to discreetly check for… — Laurie Graham
The Doc Holliday of legend is a gambler and gunman who appears out of nowhere in 1881, arriving in Tombstone with a bad reputation and… — Mary Doria Russell
One thing my mother had a nose for was inauthenticity. — Michael Keaton
Rightly or wrongly, the Victorian considered that there were certain subjects which were not meet for inter-sexual discussion, just as they held that certain processes… — Edward Frederic Benson

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