Nose Quotes

1048 Nose quotes by 785 unique authors

The native Jewish families in Jerusalem, as well as those in other parts of Palestine, present a marked difference to the Jews of Europe and… — Bayard Taylor
The reason for not going out and sinning all you like is the same as the reason for not going out and putting your nose… — Robert Farrar Capon
Don't put your nose into somebody else's laundry, if you are not willing to fold your own. — Laura Schlessinger
There's a Celtic saying, "Many a time a man's mouth broke his nose." — Conor McGregor
When the Ngdanga tribe of West Africa hold their moon love ceremonies, the men of the tribe bang their heads on sacred trees until they… — Mike Harding
I would think that the drumstick is probably pretty good. Because you can put that anywhere. If you are a strong guy, you can put… — Dolph Lundgren
When I first graduated college, I told my parents I'd try to pursue comedy for the first year or two, and if it didn't work… — Ben Schwartz
I don't watch reality TV much, but sometimes I'll be on the E! channel and see that show "Total Divas", about female wrestlers. It's like,… — Courtney Love
In a better world, I can do anything. I'll be there in a better world. In a better world, they will not laugh at me… — Gene Roddenberry
A story can fly like a bee, so straight and swift you catch only the hum of its passing. Or move so slowly it seems… — Cameron Dokey
I can't get used to the ease with which one covers the world today. It's no longer an effort--Pole--equator--oceans--continents--it's just a question of which way… — Charles Lindbergh
How easy it is to call rogue and villain, and that wittily! But how hard to make a man appear a fool, a blockhead, or… — John Dryden
My day-old son is plenty scrawny, his mouth is wide with screams, or yawny; His ears seem larger than he's needing, His nose is flat,… — Richard Armour
I've got splinters in my nose from the best publishing doors in town. — Rita Mae Brown
My opinion is that somebody certainly has the right to do cartoons that make fun of somebody else's religion. But to reprint them just to… — David Byrne
A drinker has a hole under his nose that all his money runs into. — Thomas Fuller
He that has a great nose, thinks everybody is speaking of it. — Thomas Fuller
Men go into marriage with virtually no expectations whatsoever. Ten years later, the men are delightfully surprised to find out that it's actually kind of… — Elizabeth Gilbert
I have less to do with 'The Simpsons' every season, but I stick my nose in here and there. Basically, it's just trying to keep… — Matt Groening
I wish I could walk into a room and feel superior and have my nose up at everybody, but I can't, because I know I'm… — Chris Colfer
Everyone has that friend who's every day, like, 'I hate my nose, I hate my nose, I hate my nose.' You either need to come… — Lauren Conrad
It's not how you pick your nose, it's where you put that booger that counts. — Tre Cool
The moment you sense someone is making something because they think people are gonna buy it or like it, it's just so phony! The public… — Zooey Deschanel
My dad liked to boil a squirrel head and suck the brains out the nose. Smaller than a chicken, bigger than a rat. — Beth Ditto
Why do the people humiliate themselves by voting? I didn't vote because I have dignity. If I had closed my nose and voted for one… — Oriana Fallaci

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