Norris Quotes
- Chuck Norris counted to infinity...twice. — Tom Arnold
- I am not Chuck Norris but I am an expert in killing my haters with my smile. — Young Siddiq Prince
- Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet in his room. The bear isn't dead it is just afriad to move. — Jokes About Chuck Norris
- Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life. — Jokes About Chuck Norris
- Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him. — Jokes About Chuck Norris