Norris Quotes

25 Norris quotes by 18 unique authors

Look at the list of liberals who are active in politics, if not running. Barbra Streisand, Sean Penn, Warren Beatty, Springsteen, Spielberg... And then you… — Bill Maher
Chuck Norris knows the last digit of PI. — Chuck Norris
I hope I don't get a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris. — Chuck Norris
If your soul needs healing, the prescription you need is not Chuck Norris' tears, it's Jesus' blood. — Chuck Norris
I'd like to have a business card saying: Bruce Norris kicked your arse. — Robert Muchamore
Rap game Julio Franco, Chuck Norris, Texas Ranger/ Ice on my fingers look like I slap-boxed a penguin. — Riff Raff
There are lots of things I really like besides girls. Like pizza. And pranking. And CHUCK NORRIS. — Justin Bieber
I gotta take the baton from Chuck Norris. — Charlie Sheen
On lady novelists: As artists they're rot, but as providers they're oil wells; they gush. Norris said she never wrote a story unless it was… — Dorothy Parker
Bruce Lee only played himself. Chuck Norris is a martial artist that does acting. I want to be an actor that does martial arts. — Leo Howard
Just deleting vandalism on the Chuck Norris page," Radar said. "For instance, while I do think that Chuck Norris specializes in the roundhouse kick, I… — John Green
What was that action? (Aimee) Chuck Norris meets Jet Li. (Dev) — Sherrilyn Kenyon
Even little Herley, who couldn't have been more than eight, looked like he could go six rounds with Chuck Norris without breaking a sweat. — Rick Riordan
When Chuck Norris stands in front of a mirror it shatters because the mirror knows never to stand between CHUCK NORRIS and CHUCK NORRIS. — Justin Bieber
Coach Hedge came pounding up the stairs with Hazel at his hooves. “Where are they?” he demanded. “Who do I kill?” “No killing!” Annabeth ordered.… — Rick Riordan
Chuck Norris doesn't need to understand the work of James Joyce; James Joyce needs to understand the work of Chuck Norris. — Brian Celio
Some boy nuh know dis, dem only come around like tourist. On the beach with a few club sodas. Bedtime stories, and pose like dem… — Damian Marley
Thank you, Chuck Norris. -Peter LaFleur — Dodgeball
It would be like telling them that I'm going to meet Chuck Norris. And we all know that guy is UNTOUCHABLE — Justin Bieber
Betty White is like the female Chuck Norris. She will never die. — Unknown Author
Chuck Norris counted to infinity...twice. — Tom Arnold
I am not Chuck Norris but I am an expert in killing my haters with my smile. — Young Siddiq Prince
Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet in his room. The bear isn't dead it is just afriad to move. — Jokes About Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life. — Jokes About Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him. — Jokes About Chuck Norris

Who Wrote These Norris Quotes

18 authors contributed a total of 25 Norris Quotes as follows: