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Nobody Quotes by Daniel Handler
- Miracles are like meatballs, because nobody can exactly agree on what they are made of, where they come from, or how often they should appear.
- Perhaps if we saw what was ahead of us, and glimpsed the follies, and misfortunes that would befall us later on, we would all stay…
- Everyone, at some point in their lives, wakes up in the middle of the night with the feeling that they are all alone in the…
- If an optimist had his left arm chewed off by an alligator, he might say in a pleasant and hopeful voice, "Well this isn't too…
- Nobody wants to fall into a safety net, because it means the structure in which they've been living is in a state of collapse and…
- The file clanked against me, my stupid idea nobody would have gotten had I ever done it. You even wouldn't have gotten it, Ed, I…
- There are two good reasons to put your napkin in your lap. One is that food might spill in your lap, and it is better…
- I’m reminded of a book my father used to read me,†she said. “A bunch of elves and things get into a huge war over…
- The expression 'Those who can't do, teach' is a curious one, because if you look at the world , you'll see that teachers aren't particularly…
- Nobody wants to hear that you will try your best. It is the wrong thing to say. It is like saying 'I probably won't hit…
More Nobody Quotes
- Being a honest n nice person is most difficult thing in this world. As nobody likes the company of a person that… — Anurag Prakash Ray
- Nobody needs to cry for me. I'm going to be great. — Lance Armstrong
- In the history of Wikileaks, nobody has claimed that the material being put out is not authentic. — Julian Assange
- I think a major element of jetlag is psychological. Nobody ever tells me what time it is at home. — David Attenborough
- Newspaper readership is declining like crazy. In fact, there's a good chance that nobody is reading my column. — Dave Barry
- Devotion is love overflowing. Even when there is nobody, it is overflowing - to things, to tables, to chairs, to walls. It… — Rajneesh
- In communist society, where nobody has one exclusive sphere of activity but each can become accomplished in any branch he wishes, society… — Karl Marx
- I may not have a handsome face, may not have a dashing personality, may not have the sweetest smile. But I have… — Anurag Prakash Ray