Newspaper Quotes

641 Newspaper quotes by 515 unique authors

If there was no Black Sabbath, I could still possibly be a morning newspaper delivery boy. No fun. — Lars Ulrich
Above all never forget that a marriage is in one way very much like a newspaper. It has to be made fresh every damn day… — Raymond Chandler
"I think we'll have a good potato crop this year," a newspaper editor told his housekeeper one morning. "No such thing," asserted the housekeeper. "I… — James Keller
From that moment on, the newspaper became a highly lucrative investment for those with a talent for making money or for publishers wanting to gain… — Ferdinand Lassalle
The biggest hurdle to writing Fargo Rock City was that I couldn't afford a home computer - I had to get a new job so… — Chuck Klosterman
If I read the newspaper I come out dirtier than I went in. If I read my Bible, I come out cleaner than I went… — Smith Wigglesworth
Whenever I read the newspaper, I say to myself, 'At least my wife loves me.' — Bill Gross
What a moment to take the newspaper in one hand and the Bible in the other and watch the unfolding of the great drama of… — Billy Graham
History is instructive. And what it suggests to people is that even if they do little things, if they walk on the picket line, if… — Howard Zinn
I know so many acting careers that are deliberately kickstarted by a publicist placing a bit of rubbish in a newspaper. And I don't want… — Sophia Myles
Those who want to be offended don't have the right to try and close down the newspaper that offends them. — Christopher Hitchens
I was looking through a newspaper and it was an audition for 'Kids Say the Darndest Things,' so I tried out. One thing led to… — Joanna Noelle Levesque
Speaking of the motto of the New York Times, "All the news that's fit to print:" It is hard to think of any group of… — Gerald W. Johnson
The whole problem with news on television comes down to this: all the words uttered in an hour of news coverage could be printed on… — Neil Postman
...opening up a newspaper is the key to looking classy and smart. Never mind the bronze-plated stuff about the role of the press in a… — Garrison Keillor
The [Oregon] Journal in its head and heart will stand for the people, be truly Democratic and free from political entanglements and machinations, believing in… — Samuel L. Jackson
We now demand the light artillery of the intellect; we need the curt, the condensed, the pointed, the readily diffused - in place of the… — Edgar Allan Poe
As the saying goes: "If you're not part of the solution, you're a newspaper columnist." — Dave Barry
One of the issues that we professional newspaper columnists are required by union regulations to voice grave concern about is the federal budget deficit, which… — Dave Barry
I'm an old newspaper-man myself, but I quit because I found there was no money in old newspapers. — Jack Benny
Taxi drivers all over the world, by the way, are under Newspaper Guild contract to give easy quotes to foreign correspondents. — P.J. O'Rourke
I am not the editor of a newspaper and shall always try to do right and be good so that God will not make me… — Mark Twain
I trust it will not be giving away professional secrets to say that many readers would be surprised, perhaps shocked, at the questions which some… — Kate Chopin
He is not someone who went off to play in Europe and only a few Americans follow. He has the potential to be on magazine… — Lamar Hunt
I think back to some of the things Harry said and some of the things I said trying to be funny. If I said them… — Jack Buck

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