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• If the beauty behind your eyes were the sun the world would have a lot more to look forward to
• As you will find in multivariabe calculus, there's aften a number of solutions for any given problem.
• Mathematics is always going to lead you to a higher truth. never memorize yourself with the weaker assumptions of lesser morals
• I hate when they use fake dinosaurs in movies.. I can always tell...
• What's the difference between a gay guy and a microwave??? The microwave doesn't brown your sausage
• My doctor was checking my balls for lumps the other day, I think it got awkward when I ran my fingers through…
• A man walks up to a woman in the bar and says, you're gonna get laid tonight. quite surprised, she replies are…
• I wonder how long it takes a giraffe to puke
• I have spent my entire life Like it was my rear view mirror my car. And every once in awhile, I always…
• It's better to keep your mouth shut and give the impression that you're stupid than to open it and remove all doubt…
• I like to put things back where I got them from when I am done using them...so I dropped your mom off…
• I wanna go to seaworld With a fishing pole just to see what peoples reactions would be

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