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Funny Quote Quotes by Carlin Whisler
- I hate when they use fake dinosaurs in movies.. I can always tell...
- What's the difference between a gay guy and a microwave??? The microwave doesn't brown your sausage
- My doctor was checking my balls for lumps the other day, I think it got awkward when I ran my fingers through his hair..
- A man walks up to a woman in the bar and says, you're gonna get laid tonight. quite surprised, she replies are you a psychic?…
- I wonder how long it takes a giraffe to puke
- I have spent my entire life Like it was my rear view mirror my car. And every once in awhile, I always thought it would…
- It's better to keep your mouth shut and give the impression that you're stupid than to open it and remove all doubt because I was…
- I like to put things back where I got them from when I am done using them...so I dropped your mom off at the bar.
- I wanna go to seaworld With a fishing pole just to see what peoples reactions would be
- You just think you got game because You slept with your high school teacher.. but I won't bother to bring up the fact that you're…
- That's more messed up than that time I made out with that hobo..
- My goal this year is to buy a prius so I can be the anti prius driver. Be like, yeaaaah, that's my prius. The one…
- I have a problem when it comes to old people, trying to kick my ass.. for doing that thing where I'm on my phone while…
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