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I wasn't funny as a kid. I remember enjoying comedians, but I never understood it was a job choice or a profession. — Elayne Boosler
I've never been able to write for stand-up. — Elayne Boosler
You never see a man walking down the street with a woman who has a little potbelly and a bald spot. — Elayne Boosler
I never minded flying cheap. I always said to myself, 'Taking this flight saves enough money to rescue four dogs, or six cats, or will… — Elayne Boosler
It doesn't bother me that I'm not a household word on the East Coast. Baton Rouge, Raleigh, Minneapolis - I'm so popular in these cities… — Elayne Boosler
We've seen the uproars around the world concerning cartoons depicting the prophet Mohammad. Anyone who does not think comic strips are relevant never had a… — Elayne Boosler
My greatest point is my persistence. I never give up in a match. However down I am, I fight until the last ball. My list… — Bjorn Borg
People never understood that there was Brian and The Boz. They were two completely different people. — Brian Bosworth
Never, ever become a writer. It's a nightmare. — Alain de Botton
I have never known a more vulgar expression of betrayal and deceit. — Lucien Bouchard
I don't snack. I don't generally eat sweets or drink soda. I never eat between meals or even before big ones. — Anthony Bourdain
I'm never a reliable narrator, unbiased or objective. — Anthony Bourdain
I'm not Ted Nugent. My house is run, essentially, by an adopted, fully clawed cat with a mean nature. I would never hunt. I would… — Anthony Bourdain
I'm very proud of the Rome episode of 'No Reservations' because it violated all the conventional wisdom about making television. You're never, ever supposed to… — Anthony Bourdain
The cooking profession, while it's a noble craft and a noble calling, 'cause you're doing something useful - you're feeding people, you're nurturing them, you're… — Anthony Bourdain
When I was writing 'Kitchen Confidential,' I was in my 40s, I had never paid rent on time, I was 10 years behind on my… — Anthony Bourdain
How many McDonald's gift certificates would it take to sway a lot of Americans to pledge to never publicly criticize the U.S, President? — James Bovard
Doubt whom you will, but never yourself. — Christian Nestell Bovee
I was brought up in a household of chaos and I never felt stable at home. — Christina Aguilera
A sound discretion is not so much indicated by never making a mistake as by never repeating it. — Christian Nestell Bovee

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