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• I know it's a cliche, but the whole family is just whacked. I mean, we're all out of our minds. They're the…
• While many comics have a secret persona, I fundamentally want to be myself.
• I've never really worked on them. Just once in a while one hits me and makes me laugh. My Al Gore was…
• I used to sneak up to the 8th floor and watch Eddie Murphy and Joe Piscopo rehearsing 'Saturday Night Live' and could…
• The two things that can hurt you are if you need money or if you need fame. Those are the things that…
• I have this dream life where I get to be a celebrity but I get to navigate the world fairly easily because…
• A mom and dad found an S&M magazine under their 10-year-old son's bed, and the dad said, 'Well, we sure can't spank…
• If she were a President, she'd be Babe-raham Lincoln!
• Am I not turtley enough for the Turtle Club? Turtle! Turtle!
• If I only ran when nothing hurt, I would never run.
• I think free speech is probably the coolest thing we have in this country, and again, you can label it hate speech…
• It's almost like he's started to sound even more exotic the more people started doing him. I don't know why, but there's…

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