Named Quotes

817 Named quotes by 669 unique authors

My nephew was named after my brothers best mate. thats how tight they were. Wow 20 years ago kids never used to be online all… — Unknown Author
My future is already set My future is finding the right person for me I plan on keeping that one forever This future tells me… — Emasrow
Adam named his wife Eve, because she would become the mother of all the living. -Gen 3:20 — Bible
They named it Twitter because Licking each other dirty asses was too long. — Nikhil Saluja
Gambling to predict a prediction, moreover you look up words the book named diction, to define me you need (ary), so define scary. - LB — Kenneth Melvin Jr
I named my penis truth, coz bitches can't take it. — Nikhil Saluja
I named my first born child after my mother-in-law. In fact, lazy fat ass bitch turns 5 tomorrow. — Nikhil Saluja
Dear xams.. sorry to say this but we dont get along qte well..! the more closer u cum the more am pissed off...n to b… — Allarefake
I get product placement and everything, but I'm sorry, Superman's father was NOT named Purell. — Jimmy Kimmel
I just met a girl named Karma. She was actually really sweet. — Nikhil Saluja
Canada is one of the planet's most comfortable, and caring, societies. The United Nations Human Development Index cited the country as the most desirable place… — Unknown Author
So she named her daughter after a car she couldn't afford, Alexis.(A-lexus) — Kanye West
A strange way of happiness and sorrows are named as life .. we often choose happiness for our coming days but their is no happiness… — Bina Lamichhane
I named my penis Attention, because we all know how much women love fucking attention. — Nikhil Saluja
Is it true that you shouted at Professor Umbridge? Yes. You called her a liar? Yes. You told her He Who Must Not Be Named… — Joanne Kathleen Rowling
I hope to die with dignity and not be on my death bed pondering the afterlife wearing a diaper named Depends. — Stanley Victor Paskavich
This is a story about four people named Everybody, Somebody, Anybody, and Nobody. There was an important job to be done and Everybody was sure… — Bernajoy Vaal

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