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817 Named quotes by 669 unique authors

I'm searching Facebook for people named Hontas, just because I think it would be cool... to poke a Hontas. — Unkown
I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT MY PARENTS NAMED ME AFTER A TOY !!!! — Yo-Yo Ma
If our destiny stems from our name, then I weep for the flower named Wilt. — Jarod Kintz
I had a rose named after me and I was very flattered. But I was not pleased to read the description in the catalog: -… — Eleanor Roosevelt
Sand Diego! Discovered by the Germans. In 1904, they named it — Anchorman
Hilarious. Ugly Face. Reminds me of the setuffd animal I had as a kid I named Floppy Neck. I could twist that neck 1000 degrees. — Benjamin
My b*tch named rules,so now I gotta bend her,just finish f*ck so now I gotta send her — Unknown Author
I named my penis Cybertron. Because when he transforms, you are fucked. — Unknown Author
Prims face is fresh as a raindrop, as lovely as the primrose for which she was named. My mother was very beautiful once, too. Or… — Hunger Games
I want to meet a guy named Art. I'd take him to a museum, hang him on the wall, criticize him, and leave. — Jarod Kintz
She had a brother named Steve, long hair, pretty little mouth, perfect ass. -Ray — Scary Movie
I'm a fan of driving. I enjoy time spent in my car. Phone calls, talk radio. I drive a Toyota Prius. I named mine Judas.… — Neil Patrick Harris
At what point in life does a Richard decide to be called Dick? It bewilders me. I've never met a kid named Dick. — Jake Owen
A relationship can be with a dog too Named FRIENDSHIP — Kand3n
My father's name is Vernon and my mom liked the initials double-V, so she named my sisters Victoria and Valerie. That's cool, except when the… — Vince Vaughn
I used to have two imaginary friends named Hamo and Damo. One of them was pink, and the other was blue. I don't know why… — Josh Hutcherson
After being named on the PETA worst-dressed listI have disappointed fans. I never meant to hurt nor anger anyone with my insensitivity and will not… — Christina Ricci
My first kiss was with the most chivalrous little boy I ever met in my life. It was in kindergarten. There was this kid who… — Christina Ricci
I would actually prefer a guy named Tony, but I'll take the statue. — Kathy Griffin
I was in love with a girl named Lindsay Dickson. We went to the movies and saw Police Academy 3 or 4...all I recall from… — Charlie Day
Brandon McCaw named 50 States in the world in history class. He got a 100% on the history test based on 50 states. He mastered… — Brandon McCaw
Ideas are developed in the heart of the crops harvested by the human mind gives to the human world, it gives the appearance that quote,… — Mak_786
Without Family Named umbrellas The loneliness of life will be scorched by the sun — Mak_786
I named my album today. It was like naming a child for me. Such a hard decision. — Carly Rae Jepsen
I joke that my epitaph will be, 'No Oscars, but at least he had a game named after him.' — Kevin Bacon

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