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Snooki has 62 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:

• I am tanned; I like being tanned, BITCH!
• I haven't had sex in like four months. Right now I need to be smushing!
• Everybody Google it, because that's why the water is salty. Fucking whale sperm.
• I'm a fucking good person!
• I feel like I'm gonna be like a tornado. I'm just gonna go from place to place like destroying it.
• I got a boner.
• I don't go tanning tanning anymore because Obama put a 10% tax on tanning. I feel like he did that intentionally for…
• Every time I get excited I have to poop.
• Eating fried pickles was a life changing experience.
• I really don't want to cheat, like seriously, I don't want to.. but if youre gonna hand me a bottle of friggin'…
• I love food. I love drinking, boys, dancing until my feet swell. I love my family, my friends, my job, my boss.…
• Old people they lose their sex life and that's not a good time. That's why they get divorced all the time.

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