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• Women say hello and then put their hands down my trousers. I thought it was my hand they were supposed to shake. — Simon Cowell
• Hold the newsreader's nose squarely, waiter, or friendly milk will countermand my trousers — Stephen Fry
• There's always been a hip-hop element to my trousers. — Damon Albarn
• And so my music, it doesn't matter if I did it 20 years ago or if I did it tomorrow. It doesn't… — George Harrison
• When I was in primary school, my best friend was a boy and we always goofed around, climbed trees, got holes in… — Maisie Williams
• I like cats.... When I meet a cat, I say, "Poor Pussy!" and stoop down and tickle the side of its head;… — Jerome K. Jerome
• As surely as you are a living man, so surely did that spectral anatomy visit my room again last night, grin in… — Bill Vaughan
• I grow old … I grow old … I shall wear the bottoms of my trousers rolled. — Thomas Stearns Eliot
• I am much inclined to live from my rucksack, and let my trousers fray as they like. — Hermann Hesse
• The regime had understood that one person leaving her house while asking herself: Are my trousers long enough?' Is my veil in… — Marjane Satrapi
• You should have called us. Desmond would have picked you up.' 'No I wouldn't,' Valkyrie's dad said, stepping into earshot. 'Sorry, Fletcher,… — Derek Landy
• In 1987, I was in Edinburgh doing my first one-man show. I took part in a kickabout with some fellow comedians and… — Paul Merton

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