My Trousers Quotes

19 quotes by 18 authors

Women say hello and then put their hands down my trousers. I thought it was my hand they were supposed to shake. — Simon Cowell
Hold the newsreader's nose squarely, waiter, or friendly milk will countermand my trousers — Stephen Fry
There's always been a hip-hop element to my trousers. — Damon Albarn
And so my music, it doesn't matter if I did it 20 years ago or if I did it tomorrow. It doesn't go with trends.… — George Harrison
When I was in primary school, my best friend was a boy and we always goofed around, climbed trees, got holes in my trousers and… — Maisie Williams
I like cats.... When I meet a cat, I say, "Poor Pussy!" and stoop down and tickle the side of its head; and the cat… — Jerome K. Jerome
As surely as you are a living man, so surely did that spectral anatomy visit my room again last night, grin in my face, and… — Bill Vaughan
I grow old â€¦ I grow old â€¦ I shall wear the bottoms of my trousers rolled. — Thomas Stearns Eliot
I am much inclined to live from my rucksack, and let my trousers fray as they like. — Hermann Hesse
The regime had understood that one person leaving her house while asking herself: Are my trousers long enough?' Is my veil in place?' Can my… — Marjane Satrapi
You should have called us. Desmond would have picked you up.' 'No I wouldn't,' Valkyrie's dad said, stepping into earshot. 'Sorry, Fletcher, but I had… — Derek Landy
In 1987, I was in Edinburgh doing my first one-man show. I took part in a kickabout with some fellow comedians and tripped over my… — Paul Merton
I was on stage with Cyndi Lauper, and my trousers split. It seemed like she was going to sing for ever. — Bobby Womack
Rolling my trousers down to expose the upper part of my buttocks and having a knife pressed up and down my spine by a Russian… — Jonathan Dimbleby
I think I must have too much to eat, we were doing a scene where we were crawling, and I ripped my trousers. I was… — Sarah Sutton
She took off my trousers — Unknown Author
I'd like to drop my trousers to the world, I am a man of means. — The Smiths
I'm in, that no-smoke sec' rolling motherfucking ounces marijuana mountains, drinks you're not pronouncing three chains on, I don't need no bouncers nothing less than… — Big Sean
The best thing about being the tallest sister is A_ I get to stand in the middle in photo b_i dont need to get my… — Unknown Author

Who Wrote These My Trousers Quotes

18 authors contributed a total of 19 My Trousers Quotes as follows: