Best My Theory Quotations

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My theory of evolution is that Darwin was adopted. — Steven Wright
Here's my theory about meetings and life: the three things you can't fake are erections, competence and creativity. — Douglas Coupland
If my theory of relativity is proven successful, Germany will claim me as a German and France will declare me a citizen of the world.… — Albert Einstein
I believe that the best way to create good living conditions for any animal, whether it's a captive animal living in a zoo, a farm… — Temple Grandin
I wanted to kick Bruce in the taint. No one is just one thing. Many things contribute to the whole of a person, and just… — Chelsea Handler
If it could be demonstrated that any complex organ existed, which could not possibly have been formed by numerous, successive, slight modifications, my theory would… — Charles Darwin
Many adults feel that every children's book has to teach them something.... My theory is a children's book... can be just for fun. — R L Stine
My house fly theory is related to my theory about why time seems to go faster as you get older." "Why's that?" the girl asked.… — Jeffrey Eugenides
I believe that my theory is correct; for whatever be the question upon which I am arguing, whether it be religious, philosophical, political, or economical;… — Frederic Bastiat
This women/ killer was a testament to my theory that the crazier you are, the more calories you burn. That's why psychos are always so… — Chelsea Handler
You already said that,” Sabine said, folding the wrapper back from her burger. “You said it a lot, actually. Which supports my theory that apologies… — Rachel Vincent
My theory about meeting people,' he said,'is that it's better not to make a really good first impression. Because it's all downhill from there. You're… — Lisa Kleypas
I believe my theory of relativity to be true. But it will only be proved for certain in 1981, when I am dead. — Albert Einstein
In baseball, my theory is to strive for consistency, not to worry about the numbers. If you dwell on statistics you get shortsighted, if you… — Tom Seaver
What do women do when they get together? We sit around and talk! Men, not so much. My theory is that this difference is genetic… — Jenna McCarthy
My theory is 98 percent of all human endeavor is killing time. — Jerry Seinfeld
My theory on politics is no one really knows how it works, so I choose not to comment on stuff too outside of my league. — Kyle Kinane
My theory is that Kurt had a lot of residual pain from his childhood. And when you pile that on top of his experience in… — Charles J. Shields
My theory is that the way you cope with the depths will ascertain the heights that you reach - they are intimately connected - and… — Sebastian Horsley
My theory has always been, if you take care of your business today, take care of the job you have at hand, whatever else comes… — Steve Scalise
My theory is that one needs to be loved completely, unconditionally, and unfettered by parental disapproval, if one is to get happily through life which,… — Arabella Weir
My theory is that comedy comes from little people. — Scott Thompson
My theory of change is that there are already millions of people working day in and day out on the ground to deliver on promises… — Chris Hughes
My theory about Jack is that he's not a very good parent. — Victor Garber
My theory is this; I'm not a political songwriter. I'm an honest songwriter. — Billy Bragg

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