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My grandma is 80 and she still doesn't need glasses... she drinks straight out of the bottle. — Superman
Sometimes, I just sit on the floor and think to myself, Why do I have to live in this cruel world? I want to be… — Savannah J
This isn't a quote, but it's to my grandma. She passed away today, 11.16.08. I just wanted to say that I miss her, I didn't… — SangFroid Stalker
That's wat my grandma says lao — Unknown Author
Please dont hate you??!! I hate that I love you. Loving you made me waste a year of my life. Loving you made me be… — Shalini
My grandma didn't raise a killa, she raised up a Christian but the fact that I was down and people kept on kickin' made me… — Z-Ro
I was in there standin' by the bed when the preacher bowed his head with the family, the day my grandma die. — Jake Owen
25 lighters, 25 cyphers, went to jail and shared a cell with a 25-to-lifer. Stayed at my grandma house with 25 bibles, stayed in the… — 2 Chainz
After years of relationship... Girl: I want to marry you Boy: I can't Girl: Why not? Boy: Because my family only marries family members. Girl:… — Unknown Author
Piece of American Pie they cut me, I can barely taste i.t But I know it ain't 'bout shit cause my grandma ain't make it. — Big Krit
I only roll with nigga that'll carry me to my hearse. Blesses for my grandma, she carried me to that church. — Meek Mill
My grandma smoke weed, my mom don't smoke weed, my dad smoke weed, my sister don't smoke weed, my brother smoke weed, my baby don't… — Lil Smileyy
If you talk about my mom, break yourself. If you talk about my grandma, kill yourself. If you talk about me, I'll shot your dick… — Lil Smileyy
Every year my grandma would take me to Disneyland. It was a special time for just the two of us and no one else. I… — Katie Cassidy
I miss home most when speaking 2 my grandma. Everything else in the world stops; nothing else matters, but her. She is a saint. — Katie Cassidy

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