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284 My Girlfriend quotes by 209 unique authors

At least I'm not a celebrity and if I was, the whole world would have known that I broke up with my girlfriend last night — Simphiwe Scientist Dumi
There have been times in my life when I wonder[ed] about Gods existence. When I see my parents feel happy, when my girlfriend love me,… — Paritoshik Sharma
Be my girlfriend please ? :D — Jake
Hey, can I see that sword you were using? I showed him Riptide, and explained how it turned from a pen into a sword just… — Percy Jackson
With every breath of mine .......I miss a girl like you so fine .......With every single day .......I don't know how to say .......I love… — Superman
Saturday morning, I'm still yawning, Iphone's going beep! Trying to see whats going on, grabbed it wrong, dropped it and cracked my screen. So now… — Rachel
This is what happeneds when you're good in bed. that is my back after I got done with my girlfriend. :) — Simpleman
My Girlfriend said that I needed to figure out what I'm gonna do about my life And I need to fix myself. Then I said… — Simpleman
What is your opinion when your girl friend tells you that someone is calling me and he always says that you are such a good… — Snowdney
This morning my girlfriend was so loud in bed that we woke up the neighbors. So I told them to roll over and go back… — Unkown
Everywhere I Go, Bitches always know That Charlie Scene has got a weenie that he loves to show(bitch) Everywhere I Go, Bitches always know That… — Hollywood Undead
I wouldn't kiss my girlfriend in front of my ex...That doesn't mean I still love her, it shows that I respect her... — Sifiso Robeni
My girlfriend should not have male friends — Dave Mahamooi
Goodmorning my girl - friend that I love you so much I can spend a billion on you baby I wrote so many of these… — Julio
In a relationship,guys complain, If my girlfriend wants me to get something in particular for her birthday Why doesn't she tell me ? Meanwhile girls… — Unknown Author
Feeling uncertain coz I like three other girls and idk if I should dump my girlfriend and take them on a date or just avoid… — Nikolas Taylor
My girlfriend rang me and said, Are we going to get married? I said, Of course we are, babe She said, Then why the fuck… — Thewomenizer
Her: What should I be for Halloween? Me: My girlfriend. — Michael Angelo De Leon
I can tell just by the way you hold me that I mean so much to you; you make me feel so special when I'm… — Kemis Khan
Whenever My Girlfriend Swears On Me, I Says Baby If One More Word Is Coming Out Of Your Mouth, Then I'M Gonna Wrap Your Lips… — NizamShahbaaz
What a mess! I can't believe I mixed up my Valentine cards. Now my girlfriend thinks I love her AND my wife thinks I want… — Green Monk
My girlfriend jokes can beat up your wife jokes. — Green Monk
For the third time this week, I saw my girlfriend with another man. To be fair, we've never met and she doesn't know she's my… — Green Monk
I now have a new reason for living. It is my life's goal to make my girlfriend laugh so hard that she pees out of… — Rock Cowles
I think my girlfriend has had sixty-one boyfriends before me. She calls me her sixty second lover. — Green Monk

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