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Ladies, if you want to know the way to my heart... good spelling and good grammar, good punctuation, capitalize only where you…
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Who I am as a guitarist is defined by my failure to become Jimi Hendrix.
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Numb is the new deep, done with the old me, and talk is the same cheap it's been.
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People want to see musicians sing things that come from their own mind and own heart in real time, responding to the…
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You make a choice in your life, and it affects your life in all the ways, good and bad.
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Life is like a box of crayons. Most people are the 8-color boxes, but what you're really looking for are the 64-color…
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High School is like a spork: it's a crappy spoon and a crappy fork, so in the end it's just plain useless.
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Have you ever loved somebody, loved her completely, but had to end the relationship for life reasons?
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I have the obsessiveness of someone who's a sober, recovering addict displacing his addiction. Except I never had the addiction.
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Sometimes I wish that I was the weather, you'd bring me up in conversation forever. And when it rained, I'd be the…
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My fear is that I go up to the girl of my dreams and say 'I'm sorry, but I've got to say…
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I can't even explain to you how terrible that feels, that I equate dating a woman with punishment, shame, guilt, disappointment, reproach,…
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I have been in relationships where a man has disrespected me, and I don't need to be friends with that man anymore.…
— Zoe Saldana
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I'm friends with a lot of my exes, but it took time. We didn't just get into it. I don't think you…
— Rashida Jones
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I'm still friends with all my exes, apart from my husbands.
— Cher
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Oh, boy. I'm still in touch with about 90 percent of my exes. They would describe me as being unlucky in love.
— Nathan Fillion
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I don't write songs in order to stick it to my exes. I don't release underground dis tracks.
— John Mayer
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If I'm gonna write songs about my exes, they can write songs about me. That's how it works.
— Taylor Swift
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I'm not saying my life is perfect, but if only all my exes could predict the future, none of them would want…
— Thabang Tshabalala
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Middle finger to my EXes, ring finger to my next nigga....
— Anicca
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Killin niggas at rap, but being the mans my specialty. I love shitting on all my exes especially.
— Big Sean
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All my exes live in Texas like I'm George Strait.
— Drake
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God Bless Them. They created a SPECIAL day for my exes. Fools Day!
— Miranda H
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There isnt enough wall space in New York City to hang all of my exes. Let me tell you, a lot of…
— Sex And The City
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