Best My Coffee Quotes

49 My Coffee quotes by 44 unique authors

Looks like I missed a party. Good. I wasn’t really in the mood to off demons this evening. Haven’t had my coffee yet. (Jared) You… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
I like my coffee hot and strong. Like I like my women: hot and strong...with a spoon in them. — Eddie Izzard
I looked up to find a slim blond figure standing in the doorway to the kitchen. For a frozen second, I looked at him and… — Karen Chance
Are you high? Why are you never wearing a shirt?" "I sleep naked," Cole said. He put both milk and sugar in my coffee. "As… — Maggie Stiefvater
Shamus ordered half a cup of house brew. Then he proceeded to fill the cup up the rest of the way with milk and sugar.… — Devon Monk
After the woman left, I set my coffee down and opened the bag. Two muffins-double-chocolate and blueberry bran. I texted Adam a thank-you. I’d just… — Kelley Armstrong
Any chance of getting something sweet to go with my coffee?” [Finn] asked in a hopeful voice. I arched an eyebrow at him. “You mean… — Jennifer Estep
Coffee or orange juice?” “Water is fine.” His eyebrows went up. “Uh-oh,” Auriele said, but she was smiling. Darryl was not. “Are you implying that… — Patricia Briggs
I must always have fresh orange juice, alkaline water and hazelnut creamer for my coffee. — Vivica A. Fox
I have to have my coffee. I probably have three cups a day, but only before noon. — Tim Gunn
I like my coffee like I like my coffee. — Nikhil Saluja
Life is like a coffe..... n u r a sugar in it..... i think I am falling in love again a bit..... i need u… — Mrunalini Meshram
You never fail to wake me up in the morning and put smile on my lips - me talking to my coffee :-P — Yumi Lee
Soon, My Great Quest, shall begin. Sir Eric of Weird, upon the road. And you, my dear friend, shall be with me, smiling, giggling, each… — Eric Nickel
I got baby food in my coffee maker. — Rob Dyrdek
At work I just take time and all through my coffee break-time, I say a little prayer for you. — Aretha Franklin
I like my coffee coffinated. — Unknown Author
My coffee dropping skills are improving with age. Obviously over the moon about this. — Jamie Bell
I threatened my coffee this morning! And just for the record, It Taste Great! — Unknown Author
I love my mornings to be simple and common ,without anything extraordinary and unique, just me, my coffee ,and what makes my heart smile — Laylablack
Good Morning! Blah, Blah, Blah.. Now where is my coffee and cigarettes?! — Kylee
You do not want to see me before I've had my coffee! And I don't want to see you after, so now what? — Nikhil Saluja
Don't talk to me until I've had my coffee. Don't talk to me after I've had my coffee. Don't talk to me. — Nikhil Saluja
For Breakfast I like my coffee warm and cozy and my eggs funny side up. — Stanley Victor Paskavich

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