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267 My Car quotes by 211 unique authors

People and squirrels are very different. Most people will not argue that. But I find that there is one situation in which they're very similar.… — Demetri Martin
We should be licensing everybody with a gun. I have to have a license for my dog. I have to have a license for my… — Michael Moore
I spend an extraordinary amount of time in my car, so I can justify the expense. That's the only extravagance in my life - it's… — Rachel Nichols
I've got Asperger's syndrome and I'm not a very good people person, so I've always been more comfortable around machinery. Not in a weird way… — Gary Numan
I miss Saturday morning, rolling out of bed, not shaving, getting into my car with my girls, driving to the supermarket, squeezing the fruit, getting… — Barack Obama
I'm gonna be making records anyway, even if I had to sell 'em out of the trunk of my car. I'm that kind of musician… — Dolly Parton
I just like music that I can relate to, something to listen to in my car. — Ja Rule
I like to put on hardcore when I have to clean my apartment, which I hate to do, but it's motivational. I like old heavy… — Peter Steele
Having played many roles of scientific intellect I do have an empathy for that world. It's been hard on me because flying the Enterprise for… — Patrick Stewart
I don't like to feel like I'm in a club when I'm in my car and I turn on the radio. Anything that ceases to… — Taylor Swift
I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone. — Steven Wright
I have an answering machine in my car. It says, I'm home now. But leave a message and I'll call when I'm out. — Steven Wright
I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving. — Steven Wright
I had to stop driving my car for a while... the tires got dizzy. — Steven Wright
I play the harmonica. The only way I can play is if I get my car going really fast, and stick it out the window. — Steven Wright
Death is like my car. It takes me where I want to go. — John Piper
I was driving my car, I crashed and broke my spine. So yes there are things worse in life than never being someone's sweetie. — Steven Morrissey
I once locked my keys out of my car. I had to break out of my car with a coat hanger. — Steven Wright
Giving to other people makes me feel alive. Not my car or my house. Not what I look like in the mirror. When I give… — Mitch Albom
I've lost my equilibrium, my car keys, and my pride. — Tom Waits
I won't get killed,' Rose protested. Is that a promise?' Fish asked dryly, stirring his tea. 'If you break your word, I'll never believe you… — Regina Doman
The end of the world started when a pegasus landed on the hood of my car — Rick Riordan
I can never drive my car over a bridge without thinking of suicide. I can never look at a lake or an ocean without thinking… — Charles Bukowski
I got back in my car, starting the engine, then drove off. It wasn't until I pulled onto the highway that it all really sunk… — Sarah Dessen
I could buy that she would murder me in a fit of rage, poison me out of flaming jealousy, or bomb my car out of… — Jim Butcher

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