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I would figure out, later, how to explain to my boss that, for me, Delia will never be a story, but a happy ending. — Jodi Picoult
About my boss, Tyler tells me, if I'm really angry, I should go to the post office and fill out a change-of-address card and have… — Chuck Palahniuk
See, ma'am, frankly speaking this problem can't be solved by us police or military. The problem with these tribals is they don't understand greed. Unless… — Arundhati Roy
Who's Myrnin?" Claire controlled an urge to roll her eyes. "Badass crazy vampire scientist who's my boss." "You realize no part of that sentence made… — Rachel Caine
My boss told me to get my butt in gear. I told him I was shiftless. — Jay London
As long as my boss pretend that I make a lot of money, I pretend to work hard. — Loesje
So I was in my car, and I was driving along, and my boss rang up, and he said 'You've been promoted.' And I swerved.… — Tim Vine
I didn't view myself as attacking the boss. I viewed my boss at ESPN as the publisher and president of ESPN. — Gregg Easterbrook
When my boss asked me who is the stupid one, me or him? I told him everyone knows he doesn't hire stupid people. — Superman
So you get the fact that I left you for someone else? No. I doesnt seem you do. I mean you are always calling and… — Savannah J
If god is my boss and I'm his employee , I'm thankful of my everyday salary called LIFE. — Clevelle
This is just one of the Ferrari's that my boss has... Wow. — Devin_eich
That's my main flaw: I always think authority figures or my boss is going to think something I do is funny. And usually they don't. — Jimmy Kimmel
I love food. I love drinking, boys, dancing until my feet swell. I love my family, my friends, my job, my boss. And I love… — Snooki
I'm sick of my job, I'm sick of my boss. I'm sick of myself and I'm sick of my thoughts. I'm sick of this drink… — Gorilla Zoe
He's my boss, so don't try to suck him off. -Kenny Powers — Eastbound And Down
Then they outsourced my job and gave a raise to my boss. Bailed out the banks but billed me for the loss. — Otep
So mami watchu hollerin I'm in your hair, every time you pass me cuz I can never let a pretty face just pass me, if… — J Stalin
Kill my boss? Do I dare live out the American dream? — Homer Simpson
Yes, women run my life. My boss at Extra is female, as is my boss at MTV and the director of Nip/Tuck. I've said that… — Mario Lopez
I'm also forced to watch today'sjob! I wish my father ... I have completed my studies along with my boss I would watch — Mak_786
I used to always work in, like, warehouses, because if my boss gave me a rough time, I could just get on a forklift and… — Bill Burr
He's my boss, so don't try to suck him off. — Danny Mcbride
I had real potential. But my goal was to be...adequate. I didn't want to be an extraordinary receptionist, because I didn't ever want to be… — Jenna Fischer
I've worked in many offices myself, yes. I get paid a little bit more than the six dollars and twenty five cents an hour I… — Rainn Wilson

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