My Boss Quotes

59 quotes by 56 authors

Clearly the Secretary of Defense, my boss, would like nothing better than to get Osama bin Laden and to get... to ensure the complete defeat… — John Abizaid
I had no intention of becoming a comedian. I just wanted to make people happy. I tried everything-I shucked oysters, I painted houses, I sold… — Ellen DeGeneres
I'd just thank the people out there who have been with my up-and-down, weird-road, strange career and supported me and stuck with me all these… — Johnny Depp
I'm my own boss and my boss is a total ass. — Aisha Tyler
It is funny because the guy who is my boss now, Howard Stern, has a similarity there. He got big being a regular guy. He… — Artie Lange
My boss at Christmas was a lot of fun: "I want you to look in your pay envelopes and you'll know that I keep the… — David Ketchum
Sure, my boss took advantage of me, but I will always remain firm on this point: it was a consensual relationship. Any 'abuse' came in… — Monica Lewinsky
You know what I hate about working? Bosses...The very idea that ANYONE could be my boss, well...I think you see the conflict. — Bill Hicks
I had three stages of knowing Wellington Mara. He was my boss for a long time and he was a father figure. And finally, as… — Frank Gifford
Well, what I tried to do is to just listen to my voice, because my voice is my boss. She decides. — Cecilia Bartoli
I went to my boss, and I said, 'Look, I'd like to design these ties because I think they could be new.' He said, 'The… — Ralph Lauren
In my senior year of high school, I was working at a dealership washing cars. For some reason, I asked them to give me a… — Nick Thune
Every year my boss used to give me a bottle of expensive brandy because I'd told him that my doctor suggested a drink once in… — Milton Berle
I just bought a great gift for my boss - a leaky ant farm. — Milton Berle
I'm not taking maternity leave from 'Big Brother.' I e-mailed my boss over there this weekend and I said, 'Don't worry. I can still do… — Julie Chen
If it weren't for my breast cancer, I wouldn't be a 'Today' host. After I got better, I talked to my boss about working on… — Hoda Kotb
My dad is my best friend, my father, and my boss. When I do something that is exciting and he likes it, it feels three… — David Lauren
Every day when I get home from work, I feel so frustrated, my boss is a jerk. — Todd Rundgren
Every time I call my baby and ask to get a date, my boss says, no dice son, you gotta work late. — Eddie Cochran
I always knew I had to be 100 percent in charge, even when I was a middle manager. I used to say to my boss,… — Ricky Gervais

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