Mummy Quotes

75 Mummy quotes by 68 unique authors

In the family of punctuation, where the full stop is daddy and the comma is mummy, and the semicolon quietly practises the piano with crossed… — Lynne Truss
Mummy’s coming home late tonight. It’ll be just we guys, so we can get drunk and watch porn. — Susan Elizabeth Phillips
These are fat mummies sitting with their bags of crisps in front of the television, saying that thin models are ugly. Fashion is about dreams… — Karl Lagerfeld
I've decided to call him Norbert,' said Hagrid, looking at the dragon with misty eyes. 'He really knows me now, watch. Norbert! Norbert! Where's Mummy?'… — Joanne Kathleen Rowling
Because of some defect in my motor skill, I can never COMPLETELY wrap [gifts]....If I had been an ancient Egyptian in the field of mummies,… — Dave Barry
I was sent to boarding school at the age of ten. I think Mummy was trying to protect me in her own way, trying to… — Lysette Anthony
To me, a yummy mummy is a mum in her twenties, like Donna Air. — Trinny Woodall
Two hundred and fifty mummies covered in gold. Something like this cannot be explained - mummy after mummy covered in shining gold. — Zahi Hawass
MUMMY, n. An ancient Egyptian, formerly in universal use among modern civilized nations as medicine, and now engaged in supplying art with an excellent pigment.… — Ambrose Bierce
The more I grow up the more I realise how much of an amazing person you are though I feel you have made some wrong… — Tamika-leeigh
Mamma just dry your eyes, mummy dont you cry I know we been through our times in a struggle and I just want to tell… — Sean Kingston
Growin up was real hard for me, watching daddy beat mummy till she bleed, I was young but I stil stayed by her side, now… — Auburn
Love is when mummy gives the best piece of chicken to daddy — Miley
Im sorry mummy — Slowly_fading
1 Aadmi Santa ki Betay Se Puchhta Hai: Beta Papa Ghar Main Hain? Santa Ka Beta Sprite Pete Huye Uncle Seedha Bolo Mummy Se Milna… — Butterfly_Kisses
D mummyz sequel ws d mummy returnz,wich returnd bck 2 d cinemaz.Bt wen a persn z dead,tht persn nevr returnz 2 diz wrld he z… — Alister
Now, a formula to transform my beauty into ugliness. Change my queenly rainment to a peddler's cloak. Mummy dust, to make me old. To shroud… — Snow White
Wassup, mafucka, where my money at? You gon make me come down to your house where yo mummy at. — Jay-Z
Mummy wrap the kids, have em cryin for they mummy back. Dummy that your daddy is, tell em I just want my racks. — Jay-Z
Your texting your friends then you send a dirty shirtless pic of your boyfriend .... but you accdentily send it to your MUMMY opps daisy… — Thinkpinkbarbii
SORRY GIRLS MUMMY SAYS NO DATING UNTIL I'M 18.... :) — Unknown Author
Freak! I'm telling Mummy! You're a freak! You're a freak, Lily! -Young Petunia Dursley — Harry Potter
She say that nigga rap, I say he couldn't wrap a mummy. But let me pass the weed, and stop passin' judgement. — Lil Wayne
I am single becuz my mummy said not to mix with girls — KM II
Mummy I love you you know that although we dont get along but thats okay dosent mean I dont love you I'm sorry for all… — Talyiah

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