Mummy Quotes

75 quotes by 68 authors

Is the raggle-taggle Brangelina tribe any more bogus than that of the landlocked yummy mummy who believes that she can drop half a dozen brats… — Julie Burchill
Mark how fleeting and paltry is the estate of man-yesterday in embryo, tomorrow a mummy or ashes. So for the hairsbreadth of time assigned to… — Marcus Aurelius
What a lesson, indeed, is all history and all life to the folly and fruitlessness of pride! The Egyptian kings had their embalmed bodies preserved… — Edwin Percy Whipple
If God lets me live, I shall attain more than Mummy ever has done, I shall not remain insignificant, I shall work in the world… — Anne Frank
The consistent thinker, the consistently moral man, is either a walking mummy or else, if he has not succeeded in stifling all his vitality, a… — Aldous Huxley
On daughter Apple's accent: She says Mummy instead of Mommy, I don't mind that. I will if she starts saying basil and pasta the English… — Gwyneth Paltrow
I look at being an actress as being like a mummy: You're bandaged up and preserved as soon as you start making other people money. — Anna Friel
The redeeming feature of war is that it puts a nation to the test. As exposure to the atmosphere reduces all mummies to instant dissolution,… — Karl Marx
Princess Diana talking to Prince William about the loss of her title Her Royal Highness: She turned to William in her distress. She (Princess Diana)… — Paul Burrell
MUMMY, n. - an ancient Egyptian handy, too, in museums in gratifying the vulgar curiosity that serves to distinguish man from the lower animals. — Ambrose Bierce
Mummies are dehydrated & they long for the blood of living words. — Hakim Bey
I bet if you were a mummy wrapper in ancient Egypt, on thing you would constantly find yourself telling people would be, "Be sure, before… — Jack Handey
If I ever become a mummy, I'm going to have it so when somebody opens my lid, a boxing glove on a spring shoots out. — Jack Handey
Designers shouldnâ€™t design for museums any more than mummies should die for them. — Ralph Caplan
All that philosophers have handled for millennia has been conceptual mummies; nothing actual has ever escaped from their hands alive. — Friedrich Nietzsche
Mummy, I woke today and there was a Lincoln Log in me sock drawer! ... That's the story of Jesus. — Bill Hicks
Oh Wasn't it naughty of Smudges? Oh, Mummy, I'm sick with disgust. She threww me in front of the judges, And my silly old collar-bone's… — John Betjeman
All writing is by the grace of God. People do not deserve to have good writing, they are so pleased with bad. In these sentences… — Ralph Waldo Emerson
Nothing makes my buttocks clench tighter and my teeth itch more than 'Full Time Mummy'. Full time mummy is not a job title. It is… — Katie Hopkins
I went in right up front and said, This can't be about some guy in bandages. I didn't even want to do a horror movie.… — Stephen Sommers

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