Mudslinging Quotes by Richard Turner

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• Mudslinging - In politics, anything bad the opponent says about our candidate; in contrast, when our candidate does this, it is called…
• I am at a loss to figure out how to rid my e-mail of those bottom-feeders of the electronic world, the generators…
• Warranty – A notice telling the buyer when the product that was just purchased will no longer function.
• Self-Checkout Line – The place where customers of an establishment become unpaid employees of the establishment.
• Speed Limit – A sign that tells you at what speed the car that's rapidly fading from view in your rearview mirror…
• Grammar Checker – A software program that is not needed by those who know grammar and virtually useless for those who don’t.
• I'm a woofer, not a tweeter; a writer, not a telegrapher; an essayist, not an aphorist.
• Anytime I see someone blocking the aisle in the supermarket while talking on a phone, I want to ram that person with…

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