Richard Turner Quotes
- Mudslinging - In politics, anything bad the opponent says about our candidate; in contrast, when our candidate does this, it is called 'making a good…
- I am at a loss to figure out how to rid my e-mail of those bottom-feeders of the electronic world, the generators of spam.... If…
- Warranty – A notice telling the buyer when the product that was just purchased will no longer function.
- Self-Checkout Line – The place where customers of an establishment become unpaid employees of the establishment.
- Speed Limit – A sign that tells you at what speed the car that's rapidly fading from view in your rearview mirror is going; a…
- Grammar Checker – A software program that is not needed by those who know grammar and virtually useless for those who don’t.
- I'm a woofer, not a tweeter; a writer, not a telegrapher; an essayist, not an aphorist.
- Anytime I see someone blocking the aisle in the supermarket while talking on a phone, I want to ram that person with my shopping cart.