Morons Quotes

59 quotes by 51 authors

Computer : a million morons working at the speed of light. — Unknown Author
Morons. I've got morons on my team. — Strother Martin
I'm the one guy who says don't force the stupid people to be quiet - I want to know who the morons are. — Mark Cuban
Why are we rock stars? Because we're morons. We sleep all day, we play music at night and very rarely do we sit around reading… — Alice Cooper
There is a huge boom in autism right now because inattentive mothers and competitive dads want an explanation for why their dumb-ass kids can't compete… — Denis Leary
Its hard to decide if TV makes morons out of everyone, or if it mirrors Americans who really are morons to begin with — Martin Mull
Our failure to segregate morons who are increasing and multiplying . . . demonstrates our foolhardy and extravagant sentimentalism, — Margaret Sanger
This education has reduced us to a nation of morons; we were strangers to our own culture and camp followers of another culture, feeding on… — R.K. Narayan
An organization that treats its programmers as morons will soon have programmers that are willing and able to act like morons only. — Bjarne Stroustrup
Wonder, and its expression in poetry and the arts, are among the most important things which seem to distinguish men from other animals, and intelligent… — Alan Watts
Even if we accept, as the basic tenet of true democracy, that one moron is equal to one genius, is it necessary to go a… — Leo Szilard
It is almost an intellectual tradition to pay heed to the insane. In my case those that I most respect are the morons. — Henri Michaux
Unless they can pass the same test that immigrants must pass to become citizens, people shouldnt be allowed to vote. The idea that there is… — Charley Reese
American Morons is the work of an original. Like Hitchcock or Ramsey Campbell, the style is precise, alert, and well-mannered, inviting us to enter Hirshberg's… — Dennis Etchison
Unfortunately our nation, nay, our world, is run by evil morons. — Rudy Rucker
The chief deficiency I see in the skeptical movement is its polarization: Us vs. Them - the sense that we have a monopoly on the… — Carl Sagan
The full squat is a perfectly natural position for the leg to occupy. That's why there is a joint in the middle of it, and… — Mark Rippetoe
There are nice things in the world - and I mean nice things. We're all such morons to get so sidetracked. — J D Salinger
Islamophobia: a word created by fascists, and used by cowards, to manipulate morons. — Christopher Hitchens
President George] Bush talked to us like we were a bunch of morons and we ate it up. Can you imagine, the Pledge of Allegiance,… — John Updike

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