Morons Quotes

59 quotes by 52 authors

It's not about who's got powers, morons. It's about who's not afraid. And who's going to do what has to be done. — Michael Grant
What did you expect? Welcome, sonny? Make yourself at home? Marry my daughter? You've got to remember that these are just simple farmers. These are… — Gene Wilder
William: You're just gonna have to take who I give you and deal Paris: Like anyone would pick you over me. William: You just wait… — Gena Showalter
...I am happy to welcome you to a town peopled in morons exclusively. Furthermore, I hope that your transformation to moron is not an unpleasant… — Patrick deWitt
Maybe I'll try to be more patient with morons. — Jonathan Safran Foer
The only use for military service is that it reveals the number of morons in the population," he would remark. "And that can be discovered… — Carlos Ruiz Zafon
People who rely on unsourced webpages are morons — Albert Einstein
Rule number one: Never make anyone uncomfortable in your home-even morons. — Mary Matalin
I wanted to be the moron of the family, because morons seemed to have more fun, more freedom and more personality. — Alice Sebold
There are two kinds of people in this world: 1)Those who don't believe in horoscopes 2)Morons — Nikhil Saluja
I don't have a bad temper, I just have a quick reaction to morons. — Tumblr
My legs were kind of asleep and I slipped. With quick reflexes Stark caught me. This woke me up, the rush of falling and being… — Unknown Author
Scientists says the world is made up of protons, neutrons and electrons.... they forgot to mention morons..!!* — KatStyle
The universe contains protons, neutrons, electrons and morons. — Babloo
Now A Days Morons Are Quoting: Being Single Is My Attitute Actually They're Helpless. — NizamShahbaaz
We are failing to segregate morons who are increasing and multiplying . . . a dead weight of human waste . . .an ever-increasing spawning… — Margaret Sanger
MORONS! I'm surrounded by MORONS! -Carface — All Dogs Go To Heaven
Morons and foolish people will only create drama, but you, walk away knowing youre the better of the party because you dont entertain foolishness and… — Chee Vai Tang
Scientists say the universe is made up of Protons, Neutrons and Electrons, but I think they forgot to mention the Morons. — Azgraybebly Joslan

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