Morons Quotes

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Appeal to all scholars of stupidity in the world. Come to Italy, this country has the highest rate of morons of the universe, especially among… — William C. Brown
What kind of morons do you have working at newspapers in Austin that would base an entire review of an artist's performance on whether or… — Al Yankovic
The world is made up for the most part of morons and natural tyrants, sure of themselves, strong in their own opinions, never doubting anything. — Clarence Darrow
We have a tendency to think everyone's idiotic and everyone's only doing something idiotic, and the world is controlled by a not-so-secret group of morons.… — John Malkovich
I read an article that said one in five Americans thinks Elvis is alive. I want to find those morons and get them registered to… — Pat Paulsen
I have a zero tolerance for sanctimonious morons who try to scare people. — Pat Robertson
All morons hate it when you call them a moron. — J D Salinger
My mother is probably the wisest person I've ever known. She's not schooled, she's not well read. But she has a philosophy of life that… — Gene Simmons
All that self-expression has just created a generation of morons, hooked on an endless appetite for rubbish. — Vivienne Westwood
Sleep tight, ya morons! — J D Salinger
A genius is a genius, regardless of the number of morons who belong to the same race - and a moron is a moron, regardless… — Ayn Rand
I'll be famous one day, but for now I'm stuck in middle school with a bunch of morons." - Greg Heffley, — Jeff Kinney
Men!" I said. "You all a bunch of chauvinist morons" Stephanie Plum - Ten Big Ones — Janet Evanovich
All the children seem to be coming out quite intelligent, thank goodness. It would have been such a bore to be the mother of morons,… — Dorothy L. Sayers
You were overwhelmed by my desire? What planet are you from? (Geary to Arik) Moronia. Every full moon they teleport the Morons to earth and… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
You have to remember that what weâ€™re dealing with here are Sumerian gallu demons. The next to the lowest form of demon on the demon… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
Not many people carry out thoughts they know going into it are stupidâ€¦morons not included. (Apollymi) — Sherrilyn Kenyon
Yeah, Iâ€™m thinking itâ€™s a reunion or, since it is our classmates, a collection of idiots. Letâ€™s call it a meese. Like geese, only with… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
I donâ€™t wanna die, man. Theyâ€™re not playing. Have you seen how many of them are out there? One just took a shot at me,… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
what a horrible loutish planet this is. the dominant species consists of sadistic morons, faces bearing the hideous lineaments of spiritual famine swollen with stupid… — William S. Burroughs

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