Morons Quotes
59 quotes by 52 authors
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Computer : a million morons working at the speed of light.
— David Ferrier
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Morons. I've got morons on my team.
— Strother Martin
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I'm the one guy who says don't force the stupid people to be quiet - I want to know who the morons are.
— Mark Cuban
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Why are we rock stars? Because we're morons. We sleep all day, we play music at night and very rarely do we sit around reading…
— Alice Cooper
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There is a huge boom in autism right now because inattentive mothers and competitive dads want an explanation for why their dumb-ass kids can't compete…
— Denis Leary
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Its hard to decide if TV makes morons out of everyone, or if it mirrors Americans who really are morons to begin with
— Martin Mull
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Our failure to segregate morons who are increasing and multiplying . . . demonstrates our foolhardy and extravagant sentimentalism,
— Margaret Sanger
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This education has reduced us to a nation of morons; we were strangers to our own culture and camp followers of another culture, feeding on…
— R.K. Narayan
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An organization that treats its programmers as morons will soon have programmers that are willing and able to act like morons only.
— Bjarne Stroustrup
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Wonder, and its expression in poetry and the arts, are among the most important things which seem to distinguish men from other animals, and intelligent…
— Alan Watts
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Even if we accept, as the basic tenet of true democracy, that one moron is equal to one genius, is it necessary to go a…
— Leo Szilard
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It is almost an intellectual tradition to pay heed to the insane. In my case those that I most respect are the morons.
— Henri Michaux
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Unless they can pass the same test that immigrants must pass to become citizens, people shouldnt be allowed to vote. The idea that there is…
— Charley Reese
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American Morons is the work of an original. Like Hitchcock or Ramsey Campbell, the style is precise, alert, and well-mannered, inviting us to enter Hirshberg's…
— Dennis Etchison
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Unfortunately our nation, nay, our world, is run by evil morons.
— Rudy Rucker
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The chief deficiency I see in the skeptical movement is its polarization: Us vs. Them - the sense that we have a monopoly on the…
— Carl Sagan
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The full squat is a perfectly natural position for the leg to occupy. That's why there is a joint in the middle of it, and…
— Mark Rippetoe
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There are nice things in the world - and I mean nice things. We're all such morons to get so sidetracked.
— J D Salinger
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Islamophobia: a word created by fascists, and used by cowards, to manipulate morons.
— Christopher Hitchens
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President George] Bush talked to us like we were a bunch of morons and we ate it up. Can you imagine, the Pledge of Allegiance,…
— John Updike
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