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Whenever I tell people I'm a misanthrope they react as though that's a bad thing, the idiots. I live in London, for God's sake. Have…

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One of the benefits of aligning yourself with an indistinct cluster of people is that claiming to feel their pain is often…
Hi-def is merely the latest in a string of evolutional leaps that have transformed the way we sit slumped in front of…
At the other end of the spectrum, George Gideon Oliver King Rameses Osborne, the fourteen-year-old novelty Chancellor and future baronet of Ballentaylor…
Society? Can we trust us? Doubt it. We're probably not even real, as was revealed in the popular documentary The Matrix. That…
In summary, our world is doomed.
When you're being earnest, people think you're being sarcastic and when you're being sarcastic, they think you're being earnest. The moral in…
If technology is a drug – and it does feel like a drug – then what, precisely, are the side-effects?
Your grades are not your destiny: they're just letters and numbers which rate how well you performed in one artificial arena, once.
Whenever I tell people I'm a misanthrope they react as though that's a bad thing, the idiots. I live in London, for…
[Worshipping God] is like fellating someone who intermittently stubs fags out on your head for no good reason. And we all know…
proper work" usually involves performing a task you hate on behalf of people you'd gleefully club to death with a bull's knee…
Many people find bald, unvarnished truths so disturbing, they prefer to ram their heads in the sand and start dreaming at the…

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Whenever I tell people I'm a misanthrope they react as though that's a bad thing, the idiots. I live in London, for… — Charlie Brooker

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