Milk Quotes

683 Milk quotes by 555 unique authors

I sometimes think, would I drink the milk from the breast of a woman I don't know? No. So I think, why would I drink… — Devon Aoki
He's got to bring something stronger than that. That's like bringing milk to a bar, it's not strong enough — Charles Barkley
If a farmer and his family can get up at 5:30 every morning to milk cows, surly we can get up at that time to… — Don Meyer
Why shouldn't I milk it? We're an agricultural institution. — Jim Valvano
People want national championship banners. People want to talk about Indiana being competitive. How do we get there? We don't get there with milk and… — Bobby Knight
I think all cats are wild. They only act tame if there´s a saucer of milk in it for them. — Douglas Adams
Take a cat, nourish it well with milk and tender meat, make it a couch of silk... — Geoffrey Chaucer
He who distributes the milk of human kindness cannot help but spill a little on himself. — James M. Barrie
Tranquility is the old man's milk. — Thomas Jefferson
Add a drop of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it. — Bill Bailey
There are three reasons for breast-feeding: the milk is always at the right temperature; it comes in attractive containers; and the cat can't get it. — Irena Chalmers
You can milk a cow the wrong way once and still be a farmer, but vote the wrong way on a water tower and you… — John F. Kennedy
Some circumstantial evidence is very strong, as when you find a trout in the milk. — Henry David Thoreau
We know smoking tobacco is not good for kids, but a lot of other things aren't good. Drinking's not good. Some would say milk's not… — Bob Dole
With melted opals for my milk, Pearl-leaf for my cracker. — Gwendolyn Brooks
Little by little, wean yourself. This is the gist of what I have to say. From an embryo whose nourishment comes in the blood, move… — Unknown Author
A meditator cannot smoke, for the simple reason that he never feels nervous, in anxiety, in tension. Smoking helps - on a momentary basis -… — Rajneesh
When we are going to enter the water ... in the presence of the congregation and under the hand of the president, we solemnly profess… — Tertullian
I went to a restaurant, and I saw a guy wearing a leather jacket, eating a hamburger, drinking a glass of milk. I said, "Dude,… — Mitch Hedberg
If one commits the act of sodomy with a cow, an ewe, or a camel, their urine and their excrements become impure, and even their… — Ruhollah Khomeini
But then you turn 30. Oooohh, what happened there? Makes you sound like bad milk! He TURNED; we had to throw him out. There's no… — George Carlin
Having the world's best idea will do you no good unless you act on it. People who want milk shouldn't sit on a stool in… — Curtis Grant
I hadn't yet realised that learning to be a staff officer is something like learning to milk a cow. The novelty soon wears off, and… — Aubrey Newman
When it's third and ten, you can take the milk drinkers and I'll take the whiskey drinkers every time. — Unknown Author
There is no more mercy in him than there is milk in a male tiger. — William Shakespeare

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