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• Freud: If it's not one thing, it's your mother
• I love running cross-country...You come up a hill and see two deer going, 'What the hell is he doing?' On a track…
• What is this demilitarized zone? Whatever it is, I like it! Gets you on your toes better than a strong cup of…
• Decaf is like masturbating with an oven mitt!
• I used to think the worst thing in life was to end up all alone. It's not. The worst thing in life…
• One day [when I relapsed] I walked into a store and saw a little bottle of Jack Daniel's. And then that voice…
• "It's just literally being afraid. And you think, oh, [the alcohol] will ease the fear. And it doesn't." What was he afraid…
• It's that idea that you can have one drink - and no you can't. Within a week I was drinking heavily. It…
• I thought I was fooling people. But it's the old thing of 'they say vodka doesn't smell'. No, not until you sweat.…
• I thought lacrosse was what you find in la church.
• It's that idea that you can have one drink - and no you can't. Within a week I was drinking heavily. It…
• His golf bag does not contain a full set of irons.

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