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- I'll come and make love to you at five o'clock. If I'm late start without me. — Tallulah Bankhead
- In the early days all I hoped was to make a living out of what I did best. But, since there's no… — Les Claypool
- Masturbation! The amazing availability of it! — James Joyce
- A woman occasionally is quite a serviceable substitute for masturbation. — Karl Kraus
- The good thing about masturbation is that you don't have to get dressed up for it. — Truman Capote
- The trouble with the Internet is that it's replacing masturbation as a leisure activity. — Patrick Murray
- Every time I talk to a fancy journalist and they ask what I do in my free time my scumbag brain goes… — Anna Kendrick
- My friends keep telling me I'm doing it with Mary Palmer. That's not true - I'm too busy masturbating to meet anyone… — Roddy Piper
- I was an altar boy, a spokesperson for the Virgin Mary, I was a choir boy but then at the age of… — Guillermo del Toro
- Clinton masturbates in the sinks. — Ann Coulter
- If I want low-impact aerobics, I'll masturbate. If I want high-impact aerobics, I'll masturbate again. — Dennis Miller
- It is called in our schools 'beastliness', and this is about the best name for it... should it become a habit it… — Robert Baden-Powell