Best Massage Sayings

147 Massage quotes by 119 unique authors

I am a God, so hurry up with my damn massage; in a French-ass restaurant, hurry up with my damn croissants. — Kanye West
There are, after all, approaches to be made other than the dependable routes that massage sentimental expectations and provide easy opportunities for emotional identification. — Peter Greenaway
Did you ever wake up with an erection...and find yourself in a massage chair at Brookstone? And you yell to the sales clerk "I'll take… — Zach Galifianakis
Nothing in life is fun for the whole family. There are no massage parlors with ice cream and free jewelry. — Jerry Seinfeld
After a grueling leg workout nothing feels better than a slow, deep massage on your quads. — Robert Cheeke
When the Body Gets working appropriately, the force of Gravity can flow through, then spontaneously, the body heals itself — Ida Rolf
Choose Life over the other stuff. Get out of your head. Live. Dress up. Eat. Touch people. Help out. Give up. Love people. Give your… — John Patrick Shanley
The way to health is to have an aromatic bath and a scented massage every day. — Hippocrates
I'm hosting weekend retreats all over America. It is like a 24-hour slumber party for moms. We laugh, eat, play games, get massages, win prizes,… — Lisa Whelchel
Anyone wishing to study medicine must master the art of massage. — Hippocrates
I love a massage. I'd go every day if I could. — Jason Bateman
I like hair each and every way. I like to give scalp massages - to pull and tug on it. But my favorite style is… — Trey Songz
The best treatment for feet encased in shoes all day is to go barefoot. One-fifth of the world's population never wears shoes - ever! But… — Stephanie Tourles
Unlike the millions who casually masturbate in solitude while looking at girlie pictures in Playboy and similar magazines, the massage man preferred an accomplice, an… — Gay Talese
Many male habitues of massage parlors, like Talese, did not like solitary masturbation; in the parlance of the younger generation, it was a "downer." And… — Gay Talese
There are some things in life where it's better to receive than to give, and massage is one of them. — Al Michaels
Elizabeth was counting on Marco to keep cousin Mary occupied until after the board meeting was over. A piece of cheese might catch a mouse,… — Barbara Taylor Bradford
All media work us over completely. They are so pervasive in their personal, political, economic, aesthetic, psychological, moral, ethical, and social consequences that they leave… — Marshall McLuhan
Trust me, lots of guys bring women up to their rooms when their wives are aren't there and get massages, it happens all the time.… — Triple H
Massage is the only form of physical pleasure to which nature forgot to attach consequences. — Robert Breault
I do work too hard sometimes, but my mom is such an inspiration. She tells me to 'chill out' and not take things so seriously.… — Josh Peck
I love a good massage, and they gotta go deep. — Zoe Lister-Jones
I'm a sensualist. My two main indulgences are dark chocolate and massages. — Carla Gugino
I only unwind at facials and massages. — Freema Agyeman
Yes - it's the same in any other work - the more you massage your thinking the more capable I believe you are of expanding… — Siobhan Davies

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