Massage Quotes

147 quotes by 131 authors

I love a massage. I'd go every day if I could. I don't need to be wrapped in herbs like a salmon fillet, but I… — Jason Bateman
The last really expensive trip we took was so uncomfortable. It's so lazy. I want somebody to give me a great $30 massage as opposed… — Josh Brolin
She was this incredible mom. With each of her kids, she did something called `time,' where she would spend an hour each day doing whatever… — Jeff Bridges
The owner of a Florida massage parlor has been arrested by police. "There weren't any serious violations," said the officers, "she just rubbed us the… — George Carlin
The play account rule is that it must be spent every month. That's right! Each month you have to blow all the money in that… — T. Harv Eker
A meow massages the heart. — Stuart McMillan
I hate when people ask me to: "Massage the data". — Ronald Coase
Some days you feel like you've had the greatest ego massage, then the next day you've been trampled on. — Judy Woodruff
I'm really old-fashioned. An Epsom salt bath, that's genuinely better than any massage. — Emilia Clarke
I went to a massage parlor, it was self service. — Rodney Dangerfield
You dig deep beyond those scars and find that soft tissue again, and you massage and nurture it and bring it to life, little by… — Katy Perry
A massage is just like a movie, really relaxing and a total escape, except in a massage you're the star. And you don't miss anything… — Elizabeth Jane Howard
I limbered up just a little before entering the stadium, and even so I felt a twinge in my thigh, no doubt the fruit of… — Jules Ladoumegue
If women ruled the world and we all got massages, there would be no war. — Carrie Snow
I have learned that I, we, are a dollar-a-day people (which is terrible, they say, because a cow in Japan is worth $9 a day).… — Binyavanga Wainaina
Live in rooms full of light. Avoid heavy food. Be moderate in the drinking of wine. Take massage, baths, exercise, and gymnastics. Fight insomnia with… — Aulus Cornelius Celsus
Exercise stimulates your circulation, massages your internal organs, stretches and strengthens your muscles, and energizes you. Exercise is also a great way to discharge tension,… — Ellen Bass
I always give my bird a generous butter massage before I put it in the oven. Why? Because I think the chicken likes it --… — Julia Child
A businessman needs a laptop. Athletes need massages and the right diet. — Lolo Jones
The media is not just the message. The media is a massage. We're constantly being stroked, manipulated, adjusted, realigned, and manoeuvered. — Joey Skaggs

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