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147 Massage quotes by 119 unique authors

If something stinks, I say it stinks. But I try to massage it a little and not be as cutting, come behind it with a… — Wanda Sykes
You can't marry boys and expect them to be men - and you can't massage them into being men. — Laura Schlessinger
You don't have a lot of time to massage a scene into oblivion. It's like you do it, you get a couple of good takes,… — Barry Bostwick
We all like to look forward to things. Incentivize yourself with a reward—a massage, dinner with a friend, a night watching your favorite show, a… — Samantha Ettus
If you live in a place that you perceive to be a crowded place, you appreciate government; you see it as this thing that protects… — Gail Collins
I count on chiropractic sessions to keep my body aligned. Standing for hours can impact my posture, and that can throw the rest of my… — Giada De Laurentiis
When I was living in Los Angeles, I always booked a moisturizing milk-and-honey massage the day before flying to Spain. It was heaven - I… — Carolina Herrera
For many people, managing pain involves using prescription medicine in combination with complementary techniques like physical therapy, acupuncture, yoga and massage. I appreciate this because… — Naomi Judd
I like to have a massage therapist come to my house, get a massage, take a bath, go to bed. That's a perfect night alone… — Stacy Keibler
I don't fear death because I don't fear anything I don't understand. When I start to think about it, I order a massage and it… — Hedy Lamarr
I really love getting hot stone massages. They really help me relax and it's so soothing for your muscles. — Leona Lewis
To me luxury is to be at home with my daughter, and the occasional massage doesn't hurt. — Olivia Newton-John
I'm the type of woman you might say is too good. I'll massage a man's feet, have dinner cooked when he gets home. But once… — Angie Stone
I have a massage when I want to relax. I love being pampered. I love island massages when you're outside in the fresh air. — Angie Stone
I love to get a massage but I'm quite a baby with it. I don't like them too hard or anyone walking on me or… — Lara Stone
Massage therapy has been shown to relieve depression, especially in people who have chronic fatigue syndrome; other studies also suggest benefit for other populations. — Andrew Weil
I started practicing yoga. I started learning some hands-on healing stuff. And I found really good chiropractors, really good massage therapists, and what I found… — Ricky Williams
I should prefer to have a politician who regularly went to a massage parlour than one who promised a laptop computer for every teacher. — A. N. Wilson
One of my personal indulgences is getting a weekly massage - it helps to re-align my body. I usually feel so much less tense after… — Noureen DeWulf
When you massage someone, the levels of oxytocin go up in the brain, and oxytocin is one of the chemicals that drives attachment. — Helen Fisher
Well, sure, but I don't bring God into it. I think shower massage might have been invented by the devil. God invented the missionary position. — Janet Evanovich
He looked at the box with interest. 'Well, well. Five speeds. Heat and massage. Deep, penetrating action. Sure this isn't yours? — Jeaniene Frost
Or for the gorgeously bare vampire to give her a sensual massage while feeding her peeled grapes. — Jeaniene Frost
I walked in on my folks doing it doggy style less than four hours ago." "Waitress!" Jonas screamed, clicking his fingers madly. "Bring two!" then,… — MaryJanice Davidson
Dead or not, you must be bored with women telling you how you look like the hottest, most exotic wet dream they’ve ever had. No… — Jeaniene Frost

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