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147 Massage quotes by 119 unique authors

If u have too much oil don't waste it on stone massage. — Diwakar Dutt
Hi I like conclusion this massage! this is memorable you be alone but you are happy ! why ? what do you think in about… — Unknown Author
You didn't catch me cheating. I'm a masseuse, my tongue was just giving her tongue a massage. — Green Monk
I will kiss you good morning, I will make you breakfast and a cup of coffee before you wake up,I will open the car door… — London Mond
My whole body is sore. I need a smoothie, some advil & a massage.. — Hanna Beth
Give a massage lemme enter your garage girl. Lemme crash into your bumper put me into your collage. — Serani
Saying 'Fuck It' is like massage for the mind - relaxing you, releasing tension, giving up on things that aren't working. — John C. Parkin
My boyfriend and I eddiced to make gifts. this is what I was planning see if you like it, and copy or steal what you… — Unknown Author
Be your armor if you'll be my sword, together we push forward. None to compete, with you in my heart there's no defeat, I'd even… — Massmurder
A Real Man would give his woman a massage whenever she needs it. — Enhance Dreams
I think I need to give Bristol Palin a good massage. Girlfriend needs to RELAX!!! — Perez Hilton
What most people know about tantric sex is that Sting does it and it lasts eight hours. But he is not having sex continually. You… — Heather Graham
A Good Man will.... pump your gas, take out your trash,help pay bills, give you good conversation, make you laugh, help you out with your… — Unknown Author
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Thought I will never see you again, Ive been to the North, West, East, South, looking for you, call your phone, and massage you, on… — Ogunyombo Oluwaseun David
If I could live inside you, it would be my soul making sure you turning right instead of left,making sure I'm there, soothing you keeping… — Frenchqueen
So many knots in my pockets them bitches need a massage. I was born in the drought, I hope I die in ya mouth. — Lil Wayne
I don't pretend to know what love is for everyone But I can tell you what is for me — Unknown Author
A girl gives you a massage. The woman gives you a happy ending. — Nikhil Saluja
I am a god, hurry up with my damn massage. Hurry up with my damn menage. Get the Porsche out the damn garage. — Kanye West
Encourage a man instead of putting him down,lift him up,massage his promblems,and help him on his way through life,A women is a man's cheerleader, prep… — Frenchqueen
It feels good to be taken care of, even in small ways. Get a massage, a manicure, someone to carry your groceries, launder your clothes,… — Nate

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