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Molly Harper has 12 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:
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There's an inverse relationship between my temper and my ability to control my accent. If you hear me say 'Fiddledeedee', run for…
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Vampires have bright eyes glistening white teeth unnaturally smooth skin and a certain animal magnetism. If they aren't pretty they starve. It's…
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You can take the girl out of the library, but you can’t take the neurotic, compulsively curious librarian out of the girl.
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Contrary to popular myth, werewolves myth, werewolves are born, not made. No matter how many times they bite someone, that person will…
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I think the very word stalking implies that you're not supposed to like it. Otherwise, it would be called 'fluffy harmless observation…
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The brain may die, but my compulsion for useless trivia lives on.
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A woman puts on a new dress eyeliner lip gloss to please others. A woman paints her toes to please herself. And…
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If you want to hurt me, fine. Take my books. Burn down my house. Shave my head while I am sleeping. But…
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I am a disaster magnet. I came home from our first anniversary vacation with jellyfish stings, a puncture wound from a wrought…
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Wal-mart started selling “Vampire Home Defense Kits”, including holy water, crosses, stakes, mallets, and a book of quick blessings to bar vampires…
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I have lived in Kentucky all of my life. I am married to my high school sweetheart, David, a local police captain…
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I wondered what would be the most humiliating way possible to be turned into a vampire - a story that a vampire…
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I believe in the 'Wal-Mart' school of business. The less people pay, the more they enjoy it.
— Garth Brooks
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Having a great golf swing helps under pressure, but golf is a game about scoring. It's like an artist who can get…
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All things are sold: the very light of heaven is venal; earth's unsparing gifts of love, the smallest and most despicable things…
— Percy Bysshe Shelley
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Once, a union job at GM or AT&T was a bridge to success. Now, a nonunion Wal-Mart job is a bridge to…
— Andy Stern
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The countless gold of a merry heart, The rubies and pearls of a loving eye, The indolent never can bring to the…
— William Blake
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God, what a world, if men in street and mart felt that same kinship of the human heart which makes them, in…
— Ella Wheeler Wilcox
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The message from Wal-Mart today to the rest of the business community is there need not be any conflict between the environment…
— Al Gore
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Do you have any idea how cheap stocks are? Wall Street is now being called Wall Mart Street
— Jay Leno
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Wal-Mart is the sewer pipe through which good jobs are being flushed.
— Andy Stern
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My parents were dishonest people. If it was my birthday, I knew my mother took me to the K-Mart and she stole…
— Vincent Gallo
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A new poll reveals that 56% of Americans believe that Wal-Mart is bad for the country, while the other 44% work there.
— Amy Poehler
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I sound like a damn commercial, but half the crap in this house is from Wal-mart. The big deal about Wal-mart is…
— Corbin Bernsen
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