Marijuana Quotes

538 Marijuana quotes by 336 unique authors

I was gonna clean my room, until I got high. I was gonna get up and find the broom, but then I got high. My… — Afroman
I was gonna go to class, before I got high. I coulda cheated and I coulda passed, but I got high. I am taking it… — Afroman
I was gonna go to work, but then I got high. I just got a new promotion, but I got high. Now I'm selling dope...… — Afroman
I was gonna go to court, before I got high. I was gonna pay my child support, but then I got high. They took my… — Afroman
I wasn't gonna run from the cops, but I was high. I was gonna pull right over and stop, but I was high. Now I… — Afroman
I was gonna pay my car note, until I got high. I wasn't gonna gamble on the boat, but then I got high. Now the… — Afroman
I was gonna make love to you, but then I got high. I was gonna eat yo pussy too, but then I got high. Now… — Afroman
I messed up my entire life, because I got high. I lost my kids and wife, because I got high. Now I'm sleeping on the… — Afroman
Some call it tampee. Some call it the weed. Some call it Marijuana. Some of them call it Ganja. — Peter Tosh
If everybody smoked a blunt, relieve the mind, the world could be a better place. — Bone Thugs N Harmony
If I ain't there when you blaze a blunt nigga huh, please think of me. — Bone Thugs N Harmony
You know that weed can really ease your mind. Every time I smoke good reefer that indo high makes me fly. — Bone Thugs N Harmony
When I need to free my mind I can find, satisfaction in a bag of weed. Everything I need, leave it to the trees. — Bone Thugs N Harmony
Only once the drugs are done, that I feel like dying. — Lil Wayne
To make marijuana against the law is like saying God made a mistake. — Bill Hicks
Life ain't fair, shorty pregnant with nowhere to live sleepin' in a crackhouse 'cause she don't got no relatives. Her friends wanna drink brew and… — Cormega
Marijuana leads to homosexuality ... and therefore to AIDS. — Unknown Author
It really puzzles me to see marijuana connected with narcotics . . . dope and all that crap. It's a thousand times better than whiskey… — Louis Armstrong
I'm in, that no-smoke sec' rolling motherfucking ounces marijuana mountains, drinks you're not pronouncing three chains on, I don't need no bouncers nothing less than… — Big Sean
Marijuana for everybody in yamakas. I dont give a fuck till my homies put some bottles up. — Mac Miller
It sucks to live in a world of depression.. that's why I have this marijuana obsession. — Unknown Author
Marijuana! hey atleast it,s not crack! — The420kenny420
You don't know about this weed, grass, Marijuana, Cannabis, Sativa. You may call it cheeba, maybe reefer, Wiz Khalifa. — Ludacris
I got my weed card on the way to the store to get medicinal marijuana. Luda! Study more Buddha than the Dalai Lama. — Ludacris
Smokin 2 L's Livin Large — Wiz Khalifa

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