Best Mamma Quotes

45 Mamma quotes by 37 unique authors

Your mamma go cray cray for zay zay — Unknown Author
Something Sweet:- Girl- What is the proof that u miss me! Boy- See my cheeks.. My mamma slapped me.. Bcoz I was smiling while sleeping..… — Butterfly_Kisses
It's going to stay around the waist of Y2J. The only, real, celebrated, bad mamma jamma in WWF history-ah! — Chris Jericho
. Mamma Told Me If She Love Me She'll Be Back She Might Not Trust Me Again But She'll Be Back ! — Lil Boosie
My teachers think I'm slow, but my mamma thinks I'm special — Unknown Author
(hums) you see something you like? (chuckles) you better keep looking at the man in the mirror... bro I know I got a bangin' body.… — Unknown Author
From my bedroom I can see my mamma tears, all I smell is hennessy mixed with my mamma fears — Young Jeezy
Yo MaMMa — Unknown Author
Looking for a snow white costume. Mamma gave me pale skin for something. — Carly Rae Jepsen
If I didn't run and work out, there's no way I would be this thin. But I have to stay in shape because I'm an… — Amanda Seyfried
Yo mamma is so short she poses for trophies! Yo mamma is so short you can see her feet on her drivers license! Yo mamma… — Nate
What a hot mamma! Youre a MILF I tell ya! — Scott Disick
So you wanna hear a joke, its not funny so you wont laugh, so there are three tomatoes walking down the street mamma tomato pappa… — Pulp Fiction
Yo mamma so fat that when she sits on the toilet it say abcdefg det your fat ass off of me — Unknown Author
Mamma said don't send them cos one day you are going to be the Visa to many places Schengen — Shappy Song
Life can never be like a box of chocolates, cause u only have 2 choices, milk and dark chocolate, in life God gives us more… — Glen Rambharack
Yo mamma so fat that when she passes by the tv I miss like 3 episodes. — Genesis Martinez
Mamma told me not to waste my life, she said spread your wings my little butterfly. — Little Mix

Who Wrote These Mamma Quotes

37 authors contributed a total of 45 Mamma Quotes, led by these top contributors: