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- There's nothing wrong with you that a little Prozac and a polo mallet can't cure. — Woody Allen
- There are a few things that I will hopefully be credited for as a pioneer. One is my four-mallet playing. Another one… — Gary Burton
- The easiest way to make a fruitcake is to buy a darkish cake, then pound some old, hard fruit into it with… — Dave Barry
- She put a wedge beside my heart And then she brought the mallet down She sang no song to guide her work… — Shannon Hale
- Your questions regarding that gentleman are very delicate, very subtle, very much like being smacked in the head with a mallet...it's a… — Mary Ann Shaffer
- A lot hinges on the fact that, in most circumstances, people are not allowed to hit you with a mallet. They put… — Terry Pratchett
- Wow," Liv said, when I dropped the mallet back into the drawer. "That looked like fun. I call dibs on the next… — Rachel Vincent
- Your mallet or your stick goes through the instrument, the sound goes out and then wherever the sound goes nobody knows, you… — Evelyn Glennie
- Everybody knows that the best things come last. I've a lever for a bandit. And a chisel for a rat. I've a… — Iris Lopez
- My mom thinks I'll choke on fruit, so she pounds it with a mallet... - Freddie — ICarly
- What's at stake is your freedom, niggas paying the price. When the judge drop the mallet, all he said was life. — Rick Ross
- Here's a riddle: When is a croquet mallet like a billy club? I'll tell you: Whenever you want it to be! — Cheshire Cat